Hey.
You.
Not you, not you regulars.
You.
Yeah, you.
The lurker.
The one reading this thread to delight in the suffering of this fan base.
Yeah.
I see you.
Moistening your nethers in our supposed tears.
Quenching your schadenfreude by spooling through our reactionary epitaph.
Can I ask you a question?
Don’t you have something better to do?
Are you alone?
Is this so important to you that you’d enter here to find some delight to brighten your bleak existence?
Take from it what you will.
Be happy in our sorrow.
Enjoy it.
While you can.
But don’t doubt for one second...
This will be visited upon you and your own.
And God willing, it won’t be during something as trivial as a hockey game.
Watch yourself, for the know not when the master of the house cometh...