Striiker
Earthquake Survivor
The league is full of low scoring 3rd and 4th liners, and most of them aren't particularly great defensively. It's the natural result of having 400+ forward spots available around the league.
http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/rat...=0&type=individual&sort=ipoints60&sortdir=ASC
I know, and I'm saying that most of them are likely a better choice than Umberger because I assume most of them are younger and most of them probably have at least one thing they're good at, even if it's just faceoffs or fighting or whatever. Umberger doesn't have any special skills so there's no reason to pick him over any one of those younger players.