HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To the Greatest Player to ever wear the Black and Gold.

[ColePens]

@Honour Over Glory knows I was the first Rusty fan. If people think I loved Zigomanis and Vitale, I ADORED Rust with Cullen. I f***ing LOVED those 2. And then you see Rusty with Geno!?!? H O L Y S H I T.

Honour is scared because he knows i'm the legit #1 Rust fan. Also the #1 Hornqvist fan. The #1 Murray/Coldplay fan. The #1 Vitale fan. The #2 Despres fan (Behind @IcedCapp ). The #1 Letang fan. The #1 Mike f***ing Zigomanis fan.

And f*** @Honour Over Glory for not making this thread about @Ogrezilla who shares a birthday.

Posting this for the new page. @Honour Over Glory - biggest fake Rust fan.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Posting this for the new page. @Honour Over Glory - biggest fake Rust fan.

He is, but you're not the first.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Posting this for the new page. @Honour Over Glory - biggest fake Rust fan.

Lies.

All of you. Liars.

Also...fine print mate, I got 'Zilla.

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

He would have easily hit 30 goals too. Damn shame.

 

[Ogrezilla]

@Honour Over Glory knows I was the first Rusty fan. If people think I loved Zigomanis and Vitale, I ADORED Rust with Cullen. I f***ing LOVED those 2. And then you see Rusty with Geno!?!? H O L Y S H I T.

Honour is scared because he knows i'm the legit #1 Rust fan. Also the #1 Hornqvist fan. The #1 Murray/Coldplay fan. The #1 Vitale fan. The #2 Despres fan (Behind @IcedCapp ). The #1 Letang fan. The #1 Mike f***ing Zigomanis fan.

And f*** @Honour Over Glory for not making this thread about @Ogrezilla who shares a birthday.

I think it's fair that he left that for the ot thread

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

He would have easily hit 30 goals too. Damn shame.

Infinity goals, he would have scored so many goals they'd lose track because there doesn't exist a high enough number.

 

[HandshakeLine]

This is not the Ian “Moran!” Moran thread I thought it was.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

People don't understand the pain of watching a player somehow ice the puck over a dozen times a game. It was almost impressive if it wasn't maddening.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Dude was the Wilt Chamberlin of icing, I don’t know why we’re talking about some dude named after harden variety corrosion (and the less said about his surname the better) in this thread, tbqh.

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

This is not the Ian “Moran!” Moran thread I thought it was.

"Ian Moran is a bad defenseman who makes bad plays."

-Unknown

 

[Don'tcry4mejanhrdina]

Remember when Eddie Johnston compared Moran to Bobby Orr? No, seriously, he did. Not ironically, either. That actually happened.

 

[HandshakeLine]

"Ian Moran is a bad defenseman who makes bad plays."

-Unknown

Yes, but I counter: if bad plays was a category for the HHOF, he’d be Gretzky at least in the icing stats alone.

 

[Mr. T]

Remember when Eddie Johnston compared Moran to Bobby Orr? No, seriously, he did. Not ironically, either. That actually happened.

They both played in Boston. Show me the lie.

 

[HandshakeLine]

They both played in Boston. Show me the lie.

Checks out. Man, Boston sucks, why’d they retire a second rate Ian Moran instead of the real thang?

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Rust is the tower power, too sweet to be sour, funky like a monkey, sky's the limit and space is the place. Ohhh Yeeah!

 

[BHD]

His birthday cake better have firecrackers instead of candles.

 

[Pens1566]

Rico Fata thread?

 

[EightyOne]

Ian Moran would be a middle pairing guy on this effin team TODAY

Now go cry in the corner contemplating that

 

[wej20]

I used to think he was just a better Tyler Kennedy, but the GOAT has shown me the error of my ways.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

@Honour Over Glory knows I was the first Rusty fan. If people think I loved Zigomanis and Vitale, I ADORED Rust with Cullen. I f***ing LOVED those 2. And then you see Rusty with Geno!?!? H O L Y S H I T.

Honour is scared because he knows i'm the legit #1 Rust fan. Also the #1 Hornqvist fan. The #1 Murray/Coldplay fan. The #1 Vitale fan. The #2 Despres fan (Behind @IcedCapp ). The #1 Letang fan. The #1 Mike f***ing Zigomanis fan.

And f*** @Honour Over Glory for not making this thread about @Ogrezilla who shares a birthday.

Not even close, bud.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

Ian Moran would be a middle pairing guy on this effin team TODAY

Now go cry in the corner contemplating that

See what watching Jack Johnson has done to you?

 

[Genetic]

I came in here to wish Beau Bennett a happy birthday.

 

[Honour Over Glory]

I came in here to wish Beau Bennett a happy birthday.

On Beau's last birthday, he burned his lips on blowing out his candles, then while eating the cake he found out he was not only lactose intolerant, but also a celiac.

He really can't catch any breaks.

 

[Pens1566]

On Beau's last birthday, he burned his lips on blowing out his candles, then while eating the cake he found out he was not only lactose intolerant, but also a celiac.

He really can't catch any breaks.

Well, that's certainly a false statement ...