Is it sad that if I had a time machine, the main things on my agenda to "fix" would be:
1. Islanders not signing their 1985 lease.
2. Showing Doc Gooden and Darryl Strawberry their baseball-reference pages and saying "this is what happens if you do cocaine."
3. Showing the NHL BoG, Hartford, Minnesota, Winnipeg and Quebec in 1989 what's going to happen in the future and make sure they:
award expansion teams for 1993 to:
San Jose (Smythe), Denver (Norris; to Karamanos, who sells Hartford),
Ottawa (Adams)
1996 exansion teams to: Dallas (Norris; Toronto to Adams), Anaheim (Smythe), Tampa (Patrick) and Nashville (Norris).
2002 expansion teams to: Seattle (Smyth, Winnipeg to Norris), Columbus (Patrick).
2008 expansion teams to Kansas City (Norris, Detroit to Adams) and
Houston (Norris).
Adams: MON, BOS, OTT, BUF, TOR, DET, QUE, HAR
Patrick: NYR, NYI, NJ, PHI, WAS, PIT, TB, CBJ
Norris: MIN, CHI, STL, KC, NASH, DAL, HOU, WIN
Smythe: SJ, LA, VAN, CAL, EDM, ANA, COL, SEA
32 teams, 6 vs your division, 5 vs your conference (82)