The Werenski Dream is dead

[Bench]

Oh yeah, I'm all good with Werenski not coming here, to stay on topic.

I think he's making a great financial decision, that's for sure. Surprised he handcuffed himself to the Bluejackets given all the other players who have hit the escape button, but I'm also not sure I'd have the gumption to turn down that much cash guaranteed under any circumstances. $57 million, even after taxes, is generational life changing money for his family. Playing at home with my buddy would definitely come second to that.

 

[Bench]

Indeed. I just don't bother to spellcheck for a forum that's a (slight) step above creating vulgar scrawls in a bathroom stall.

Yeah about that, if you could stop advertising my mom as a good time, that would be much appreciated.

 

[Lil Sebastian Cossa]

Indeed. I just don't bother to spellcheck for a forum that's a (slight) step above creating vulgar scrawls in a bathroom stall.

"It's not just written, it's f***in carved. who's going into the stall and being like "**** damn ****s gah ******s.

There's always someone who's written Mike Wuz Here. Then someone else draws an arrow and says 'Mike is a ******'"

 

[Lil Sebastian Cossa]

Yeah about that, if you could stop advertising my mom as a good time, that would be much appreciated.

Bench, he only wanted to get her attention. But she overlooked him somehow. Besides, she had too many boyfriends to mention and RB played his guitar too loud.

 

[ricky0034]

I think he's making a great financial decision, that's for sure. Surprised he handcuffed himself to the Bluejackets given all the other players who have hit the escape button, but I'm also not sure I'd have the gumption to turn down that much cash guaranteed under any circumstances. $57 million, even after taxes, is generational life changing money for his family. Playing at home with my buddy would definitely come second to that.

Werenski pleading with Larkin to come to Columbus instead:

 

[Lil Sebastian Cossa]

I think he's making a great financial decision, that's for sure. Surprised he handcuffed himself to the Bluejackets given all the other players who have hit the escape button, but I'm also not sure I'd have the gumption to turn down that much cash guaranteed under any circumstances. $57 million, even after taxes, is generational life changing money for his family. Playing at home with my buddy would definitely come second to that.

I mean, the only guys who really pushed their way out, truly, are Seth Jones and Pierre Luc Dubois.

Like Panarin, Bob, Duchene, that run of guys? They either got 80 gajillion dollars or were named Matt Duchene. I actually think the exodus out of Columbus is a bit overstated as of now. Now, Werenski did have them over the barrel because you can't ever lose two top pairing D in an offseason unless you're trading one of them for a different top pairing D... but

 

[Gniwder]

Yeah about that, if you could stop advertising my mom as a good time, that would be much appreciated.

So she's a bad time?

"For a bad ass time, call Bench's mother (555) 867-5309"

 

[Ghost of Ethan Hunt]

So she's a bad time?

"For a bad ass time, call Bench's mother (555) 867-5309"

It's a (900)# now. Guaranteed to have a bad time or 2x the punishment refund.

 

[Bench]

So she's a bad time?

"For a bad ass time, call Bench's mother (555) 867-5309"

 

[Lil Sebastian Cossa]

Dorothy Bench is a saint.

 

[jaster]

Damn I picked the wrong night to go skate a game.

Also, if a poster has me on ignore and I flame the ever-loving shit out of him, is it still flaming? I’d argue that it is in fact not, though I’d appreciate confirmation from one of you poor saps who continues to be a mod or admin.

 

[Ghost of Ethan Hunt]

I bought a whole case of Sex Panther Cologne, so 60% of the time I'm covered.

 

[RabidBadger]

Delete.

 

[RabidBadger]

Bench, he only wanted to get her attention. But she overlooked him somehow. Besides, she had too many boyfriends to mention and RB played his guitar too loud.

Hey, when your amp goes up to 11, you play it at 11!

 

[OgeeOgelthorpe]

Damn I picked the wrong night to go skate a game.

Also, if a poster has me on ignore and I flame the ever-loving shit out of him, is it still flaming? I’d argue that it is in fact not, though I’d appreciate confirmation from one of you poor saps who continues to be a mod or admin.

I receive much more joy when the person I'm shit talking can respond. Flaming someone when they can't read it is tantamount to middle school gossip.

 

[jaster]

I receive much more joy when the person I'm shit talking can respond. Flaming someone when they can't read it is tantamount to middle school gossip.

Agreed. Except in this case it is someone I've put on blast about 900 times over the last 15 years, so he knows what's up.

 

[Winger98]

this thread is dead