The OT Non-Ski Resort - Community Edition

[Mr. Canucklehead]

During the birth of my older brother, my mother was given some painkillers. My dad, the dairy farmer, upon hearing the name of the drug decided to say the undying words "I know that, we use it on the cows". If my mom wasn't labour at the time, I think my dads life would have been in danger. They are still together 21 years later.

Our first go-round was actually pretty good. The only thing Mrs. C insisted upon was that I not eat, because the smell of food was making her nauseous. Once we were in the hospital for about 15 hours, I was pretty hungry.

My parents have the better story, though - my Mom ripped my Dad's shirt right off of him.

 

[Taelin]

I am never having kids.

Hearing all of these childbirth stories (both on HF and real life) has scared me off.

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

I am never having kids.

Hearing all of these childbirth stories (both on HF and real life) has scared me off.

I didn't even get to any of my harrowing stories yet.

 

[Reverend Mayhem]

Apparently the doctor wasn't around when I was delivered. Classic my luck.

 

[PG Canuck]

I didn't even get to any of my harrowing stories yet.

Mr. C, where do babies come from?

 

[nameless1]

Never seen Snatch?

He doesn't need sugar in his coffee, he's sweet enough already....

Long time ago.
Ahh...
I vaguely remember something like that.

Then Guy Ritchie had to do Swept Away...

 

[Reverend Mayhem]

Mr. C, where do babies come from?

I was told a flamingo flies you in a basket to a doctor.

 

[PG Canuck]

I was told a flamingo flies you in a basket to a doctor.

I thought the flamingo flies a baby and puts them on a random doorstep of a family ready for a child?

Guess we'll never know.

 

[nameless1]

I was told a flamingo flies you in a basket to a doctor.

I heard a stork.
Flamingos are too colourful.
They will get shot down before being able to deliver a baby, especially with the amount of people not being able to have children these days.

Plus, with a stork, if it gets too rainy, it can always put the baby in the mouth to protect it.
Flamingo cannot do that.

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

Mr. C, where do babies come from?

I believe Mayhem is better qualified than I to answer that. He's a Reverend, after all. It's true - I saw his license, and it didn't look like it had been printed off at the library at all...

 

[nameless1]

Youtube has an answer for EVERYTHING.

If you don't like commercials, I have this:

This one verifies what I have been told...
Somewhat.

 

[Reverend Mayhem]

I heard a stork.
Flamingos are too colourful.
They will get shot down before being able to deliver a baby, especially with the amount of people not being able to have children these days.

Plus, with a stork, if it gets too rainy, it can always put the baby in the mouth to protect it.
Flamingo cannot do that.

Don't use a stork. Contrary to popular belief, storks are most erratic and dangerous than flamingos. If you are pro-stork, you might as well just come right out and say you hate all life and that you hate Jesus and deserve to burn in hell.

 

[Reverend Mayhem]

I believe Mayhem is better qualified than I to answer that. He's a Reverend, after all. It's true - I saw his license, and it didn't look like it had been printed off at the library at all...

It's true. Poco has it's own copy machine shop.

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

Jr. actually told us - just twenty minutes ago in the car - where babies come from.

Listening to a detailed description of how eggs are fertilized has to be on of the strangest things I've heard a toddler say.

 

[PG Canuck]

Jr. actually told us - just twenty minutes ago in the car - where babies come from.

Listening to a detailed description of how eggs are fertilized has to be on of the strangest things I've heard a toddler say.

 

[nameless1]

Jr. actually told us - just twenty minutes ago in the car - where babies come from.

Listening to a detailed description of how eggs are fertilized has to be on of the strangest things I've heard a toddler say.

Might have to have a talk with his teacher...
Or ban his Internet privileges.

 

[Reverend Mayhem]

Jr. actually told us - just twenty minutes ago in the car - where babies come from.

Listening to a detailed description of how eggs are fertilized has to be on of the strangest things I've heard a toddler say.

I didn't even know this until I was 8. That's pretty interesting. Must have good schooling up there in Kitimat.

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

^His schooling is Mrs. C. I wouldn't wish the public education system in Kitimat on my worst enemy.

 

[nameless1]

^His schooling is Mrs. C. I wouldn't wish the public education system in Kitimat on my worst enemy.

Ok, in that case, just ban his internet privileges.

 

[Jyrki]

^His schooling is Mrs. C. I wouldn't wish the public education system in Kitimat on my worst enemy.

Lots of Enbridge and First Nations propaganda out there?

 

[Mr. Canucklehead]

Lots of Enbridge and First Nations propaganda out there?

At work, we were having a vote to re-name our conference room. Our head office comes up with funky names like the Whistler room, or the Rendesvouz room. So one of my co-workers suggested we do something with local roots.

I suggested the Enbridge Room.

No one else seemed to find it funny...

 

[Reverend Mayhem]

Ugh, I didn't expect my buffalo chicken strips to be this spicy.

My choice of sauce being mustard isn't helping at this point. More at 5.

 

[Pip]

More info on this page about childbirth then in my Planning class and Sex Ed in high school

 

[Royal Canuck]

More info on this page about childbirth then in my Planning class and Sex Ed in high school

Tell me about it.

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