The Official Pete's Tweets Topic

[DaveG]

... mother of god, I need to make that a tshirt.

 

[Joe McGrath]

This guy works for a pro sports team. And I don't. It's things like this that make my head want to explode.

 

[VAcaniac]

This guy works for a pro sports team. And I don't. It's things like this that make my head want to explode.

You should meet some government employees who make $90k+ a year.

Your tax dollars at work.

 

[Joe McGrath]

You should meet some government employees who make $90k+ a year.

Your tax dollars at work.

Oh I deal with government employees regularly. There is a special place in hell for most of them.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Pete Friesen @petef08 · Jul 20

I like my weights heavy and my squats down low.



Pete Friesen @petef08 · Jul 19

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pant's don't actually catch on fire.


This last one actually made me LOL at its intensity:



Pete Friesen @petef08 · Jul 19

Whenever you are not training, somewhere someone else is and when the two of you meet he will kill you.

Is there some sort of Highlander-situation for NHL sports trainers?

 

[norcar]

Pete Friesen @petef08 · Jul 28
2/3 of the earth is covered by water... the other third is covered by Cam Ward.



Well I guess this explains why sea levels are rising so quick.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Pete Friesen @petef08 · Jul 28
2/3 of the earth is covered by water... the other third is covered by Cam Ward.



Well I guess this explains why sea levels are rising so quick.

Confirmed: global warming is a hoax.

 

[VAcaniac]

Does Cam even cover 1/3 of the net?

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

He ripped that off. Originally it was about Richard Sherman IIRC

 

[Brock Anton]

He ripped that off. Originally it was about Richard Sherman IIRC

Kerry Rhodes lol

 

[A Star is Burns]

Is that a metaphor for playing time and Khudobin is the water?

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

cam's save percentage is way higher than .33 pete is a mean man

 

[Anton H Christ]

pete friesen confirmed for lead role in Taken 4

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

im-pete-ch peteo

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

There used to be a comedy show on cbc that had a skit called "The Confused Philosopher"

It could be Pete.

 

[Brock Anton]

Pete Friesen @petef08
Dead last is greater than did not finish which trumps did not start.

#tank4McDavid

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Ok, not a tweet, and we already know how weird Pete is, but it's in full force in this video. He actually says "oh, I'm getting some stimulation now" as he watches the prospects stretch. Right around the 2:10 mark.

http://hurricanes.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=99597&navid=DL|CAR|home

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Ok, not a tweet, and we already know how weird Pete is, but it's in full force in this video. He actually says "oh, I'm getting some stimulation now" as he watches the prospects stretch. Right around the 2:10 mark.

http://hurricanes.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=99597&navid=DL|CAR|home

I feel dirty

 

[VAcaniac]

Pete should have a reality TV show.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Pete should have a reality TV show.

Pervin' Out With Pete Friesen?

Episode one will be him discussing how stimulated he is by watching players stretch, followed by a close-up examination of their urine.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Pervin' Out With Pete Friesen?

Episode one will be him discussing how stimulated he is by watching players stretch, followed by a close-up examination of their urine.

Then he takes them to dinner with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

 

[ncsu1]

This Open Ice episode has a lot of great bits to it but if you don't have time for the whole thing, at the very least skip to 13:25 and watch the Pete Friesen story. Love him.



THAT GOOD 'OL CALF STRETCH.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

Pete Friesen ‏@petef08 · 12m
6+3=9 but so does 5+4. The way you do things isn't always the only way to do them. Respect other people's way of thinking.

Pete the math teacher.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

This topic needed a bump just for this tweet. "People who like sheep"

 

[Brock Anton]

i want whatever drugs he takes