OT: The menu: Part 3. Chocolate milk is legit

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Captain Dave Poulin

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Circus peanuts are the **** once every few years!
In no order
1. Smarties
2. Paper candy
3. Melon heads(lemonheads can suck it)
4. Peeps, but only around Easter and Halloween.
5. Crispy M&M’s, then normal, peanut
6. Mallowcups
7. Hersey’s MILK chocolate
8. King size kit kat
9. Nestle crunch(vastly superior to crackle)
10. Snickers
HM. Almond joy.

Pound for pound, that might be the worst list of any top-10 anything we - the human race - have ever debated on the internet :laugh:
 

Winston Wolf

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After eating MREs for a year, I vomit at the mere mention of those round bits that come in the red bag.
Skittles or Red Hots?

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DancingPanther

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I won't bother ranking, it's impossible. I'm sure I'm missing plenty:

Reese's
Twix
KitKat
Sour Patch Kids
Swedish Fish (fresh ones are just....mmm)
Those Strawberry hard candy things with the "jelly" in the middle
Cadbury Creme Eggs
Wilbur Buds
Sour gummy worms
Peach rings
 

Magua

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I won't bother ranking, it's impossible. I'm sure I'm missing plenty:

Reese's
Twix
KitKat
Sour Patch Kids
Swedish Fish (fresh ones are just....mmm)
Those Strawberry hard candy things with the "jelly" in the middle
Cadbury Creme Eggs
Wilbur Buds
Sour gummy worms
Peach rings

Swedish Fish and peach rings are a nice addition.

Starburst jelly beans are pretty rad. Jelly rings. Fruit slices. Raisinets. Peanut chews. Etc.

Oh and gummy sharks are underrated because you’re eating a f***ing shark.
 

HokieDude17

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In no particular order:

Swedish Fish
Sour Patch Kids
Milk Duds
Reese's FastBreak
Butterfinger
Tastykake kandy kakes
The gummy worms I used to get at the candy store at the Strasburg Railroad when I was a kid
Whatchamacallit
5th Avenue
Heath Bar

HM:
Girl Scout Tagalongs (only because I don't think they qualify for this list)
Nerds
Riesen
Rolo

I should not have looked at these lists right after dinner lol
 
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DancingPanther

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Swedish Fish and peach rings are a nice addition.

Starburst jelly beans are pretty rad. Jelly rings. Fruit slices. Raisinets. Peanut chews. Etc.

Oh and gummy sharks are underrated because you’re eating a ****ing shark.
Ya boi and ya boi's brother go to giant, to the bulk candy aisle, load up on a f*** ton of various candy, plug in the cheapest item available (simply called "jellies" at like $0.70 per pound) and hold the bag up on the scale and also on the very tip of its corner so we get like 5lbs of candy for $1. Gotta go through self checkout though because if not ya done f***ed up

Gummy sharks are usually in that bag. The key is to put a bunch of sour gummy worms and sour patch kids in there so the sour dust comes off and makes other things like Swedish fish and the sharks slightly sour.

I like to live life on the edge.
 

ajgoal

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Skittles or Red Hots?

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We only had the S word. And they were in every MRE that had candy. I swear, halfway through our tour we were all so sick of them we could have filled a duffel bag with the packages we tossed. We didn't even have kids hanging around to toss them to when we were on guard duty where we were. If you were lucky, you got the one with the "chocolate nut bar," which definitely didn't look like something you were supposed to eat. I shouldn't complain, though - at least by that point they'd improved from the MREs like the "four fingers of death." But thinking about the rainbow still makes me want to puke.
 

PHILOUDELPHIA

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I’m honestly not much of candy person. I more so grew up eating stuff from the bakery as far sweet stuff goes. Beyond cakes my grandmom had pastry thing that always had cannolies & danish in it.

We only had the S word. And they were in every MRE that had candy. I swear, halfway through our tour we were all so sick of them we could have filled a duffel bag with the packages we tossed. We didn't even have kids hanging around to toss them to when we were on guard duty where we were. If you were lucky, you got the one with the "chocolate nut bar," which definitely didn't look like something you were supposed to eat. I shouldn't complain, though - at least by that point they'd improved from the MREs like the "four fingers of death." But thinking about the rainbow still makes me want to puke.

These things are like crack cocaine:

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And these are right there with them, if not even better:
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With it being candy topic today, lets put the icing on the cake. With the greatest Candy of them all

A WONKA BAR or a scrum didily umptious bar. lol


 

klutch

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phil making me starving for wings. Just a great buffalo sauce and ranch dip. My god.

Candy - ehhh it’s okay, the occasional snickers, Twix, kit kat, exc. mostly on Easter. I’d say my fav are starburst jelly beans and mike n ikes.

Throw candy out and get the salt and vinegar chips tho for realz.
 
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