I posted a super basic slow cooker pulled pork recipe for someone a couple weeks ago. Just use root beer as the liquid and then you can Venmo it straight to your gut since slow cookers are about as easy as it gets when it comes to cooking. It's so easy that you could probably conquer a half dozen civilizations or so while it cooks.I don't have a pellet grill, or the skill, or the patience to even try using one. That's why you guys need to do the work and Venmo me that shit.