Coastal Kev
There will be "I told you so's" Bet on it
I have followed the Pens since a few years before Mario. I have watched last place teams, average teams and Stanley Cup Pens squads. But never in my years have I found a team that I simply don't like to watch or root for, that is until this year. From the smugness of Bylsma and his refusal to play Iggy with Sid, my love for the Pens has died a rapid death. For the love of everything holy, I never have or never will understand how the Pens make a trade for Iggy and never play him with Sid. Other reasons why I hate this team are as follows:
Brandon Sutter- He may be one of my least favorite Pens of all time. He has the name, he has the shot, but he doesn't show any heart. Disgusting player!
Craig Adams- I thought he should have been gone back in 2010, 4 years later and the guy is still here. He can't score, he can't skate, he can't fight, he can't check, he can't stick handle. WTF? He should not be in the league and we signed him to a two year contract.
Tanner Glass- Has heart, I'll give him that. And on a different Pens team, I might actually like Tanner. But playing next to 27 makes me very, very ill at times.
Our Second line- What a mix of Pouty, Cheap, Lazy and inconsistent players. When they come to play, they make dreams a reality. But most nights, Jokinen is lollygagging, Malkin is depressed and Neal is headhunting. Blech
I hate our normal first line, it is Bylsma's wet dream. The ultimate grinding line with skill! FU BYLSMA
Orpik- FU
Scuderi- WHY Shero?? Why??? Depres, Dumoulin, Harrington and Bortuzzo are all better right now than Scud the dud. Good thing we have this guy locked up for another 3 years!
Youth are treated like trash, Vets are treated with kid gloves. From Megna to Depres, Lovejoy, Jeffery, Tangradi and Morrow. All of these kids showed potential at one point or another. But our coaches and Gm seem hell bent on destroying the confidence of any young player other than Ollie. Why???
Lastly, SOFT. This team is so SOFT. No Grit, no gravel in the gut. No guys who you would want next to you in a war. This, more than any other reason is why they have no chance to win a cup this year. And if somehow they pull out a miracle and win the cup, I won't even celebrate. I don't like this team!
Brandon Sutter- He may be one of my least favorite Pens of all time. He has the name, he has the shot, but he doesn't show any heart. Disgusting player!
Craig Adams- I thought he should have been gone back in 2010, 4 years later and the guy is still here. He can't score, he can't skate, he can't fight, he can't check, he can't stick handle. WTF? He should not be in the league and we signed him to a two year contract.
Tanner Glass- Has heart, I'll give him that. And on a different Pens team, I might actually like Tanner. But playing next to 27 makes me very, very ill at times.
Our Second line- What a mix of Pouty, Cheap, Lazy and inconsistent players. When they come to play, they make dreams a reality. But most nights, Jokinen is lollygagging, Malkin is depressed and Neal is headhunting. Blech
I hate our normal first line, it is Bylsma's wet dream. The ultimate grinding line with skill! FU BYLSMA
Orpik- FU
Scuderi- WHY Shero?? Why??? Depres, Dumoulin, Harrington and Bortuzzo are all better right now than Scud the dud. Good thing we have this guy locked up for another 3 years!
Youth are treated like trash, Vets are treated with kid gloves. From Megna to Depres, Lovejoy, Jeffery, Tangradi and Morrow. All of these kids showed potential at one point or another. But our coaches and Gm seem hell bent on destroying the confidence of any young player other than Ollie. Why???
Lastly, SOFT. This team is so SOFT. No Grit, no gravel in the gut. No guys who you would want next to you in a war. This, more than any other reason is why they have no chance to win a cup this year. And if somehow they pull out a miracle and win the cup, I won't even celebrate. I don't like this team!