OT: The Avalounge: No Politics in the Lounge

[BrickNHL]

I’m meeting my girls mom on Thursday. I need advice homies

 

[MarkT]

I’m meeting my girls mom on Thursday. I need advice homies

Show her the side of yourself you think she'll like the most. Most of all, show her that she can trust you with her baby girl.

 

[BrickNHL]

Show her the side of yourself you think she'll like the most. Most of all, show her that she can trust you with her baby girl.

so the opposite of my HF persona lmao

I appreciate the advice

 

[JWK]

I’m meeting my girls mom on Thursday. I need advice homies

Moms love Taco Bell

 

[PAZ]

I’m meeting my girls mom on Thursday. I need advice homies

I always found a small gift was a nice touch. Bottle of wine, some fruit, etc.

Asking the girl what her parents prefer usually makes it pretty easy as well.

 

[BrickNHL]

I always found a small gift was a nice touch. Bottle of wine, some fruit, etc.

Asking the girl what her parents prefer usually makes it pretty easy as well.

yes thank you. I think flowers will work great. Pretty traditional Indian parents unfortunately so no wine

 

[PAZ]

yes thank you. I think flowers will work great. Pretty traditional Indian parents unfortunately so no wine

Ah, definitely bring a big bottle of whiskey and a nice wagyu steak then. Show them who's alpha

 

[BrickNHL]

Ah, definitely bring a big bottle of whiskey and a nice wagyu steak then. Show them who's alpha

Haha you know the dad would love that like mine would have lmao

 

[UncleRisto]

I’m meeting my girls mom on Thursday. I need advice homies

A kiss on the lips always works.

Or you could do like a clothesline on her, since you'll be discussing your background anyway.

 

[dahrougem2]

A kiss on the lips always works.

Or you could do like a clothesline on her, since you'll want to discuss your background anyway.

He wants to impress the mom, not arouse her.

 

[UncleRisto]

He wants to impress the mom, not arouse her.

It'll be assertive.

 

[dahrougem2]

It'll be assertive.

If he wants assertive, it'll have to be a piledriver.

 

[UncleRisto]

If he wants assertive, it'll have to be a piledriver.

That would be ideal.

 

[MarkT]

Gotta go for the fake clothesline and then when she realizes it was just a joke and awkwardly laughs, flip her the bird and give her a stunner. Then get your girlfriend to toss you some beers.

 

[The Abusement Park]

I wanted to contribute but I think you guys covered it as well as possible. Great advice everyone!

 

[UncleRisto]

I think we have some good brainstorming going on!

Definitely don't wear sleeves.

 

[henchman21]

@BrickNHL Get a few face tats.

 

[MarkT]

Definitely pierce the back of your neck.

 

[The Abusement Park]

I think we have some good brainstorming going on!

Definitely don't wear sleeves.

Probably shouldn't wear anything at all tbf.

 

[dahrougem2]

Bring a girl, too.

 

[AlysonChainz]

I’m meeting my girls mom on Thursday. I need advice homies

Dress nice, smell nice, trim your nails, moisturize!! Be charming, but not smarmy. Remember it’s a pleasure to be in their company, not a chore, so exude that and you’re golden! Have fun and good luck!

 

[PAZ]

Bring a girl, too.

Just one?

 

[henchman21]

Dress nice, smell nice, trim your nails, moisturize!! Be charming, but not smarmy. Remember it’s a pleasure to be in their company, not a chore, so exude that and you’re golden! Have fun and good luck!

He’s visiting her parents… not going to an orgy

 

[AlysonChainz]

He’s visiting her parents… not going to an orgy

No shit. You seem single!

 

[henchman21]

No shit. You seem single!

Nah I still have half my shit.