Oof. I guess you asked for it but damn, a broken tail bone is no joke.Buddy from work is a big burly tattooed, ex-marine biker. He thinks he's tough. I've always wanted to go toe to toe with him and test him...
We end up in Dallas for training together. Go out drinking hard and he pulls me outside. Says everybody in the bar wants to fight me. I say, let's go back in a kick some ass, it would be a coming together of the Navy and Marines...
He tells me the only person he will let me fight is him. We catch a cab home.
In the back of the cab we start swinging. The cabbie gets upset, so we stop and ask him to drop us off behind our hotel.
We both know it is on at that point. I remember paying the taxi as he loosened up. It was a dark empty parking lot. Perfect.
I got him in a head lock and started pounding away. He broke free and punched me square in the face.
Have you ever had a moment of clarity? I did.
I remember thinking, if this is all he has, he's about to get an ass whooping...
.025 nanoseconds later I saw my feet rise as I was airborne. I broke my tail bone landing.
I got up and said you win and went to bed.
Next day my buddy had no recollection of the night before or facial damage from my barrage...
I've broken many bones playing hockey and rugby. The most painful by far was the tail bone I broke while snowboarding. I was riding some early season powder in @ducky 's neck of the woods. I started to lose control so I did a butt flop in the open snow before things got worse and I hit a tree. Searing pain and I think I blacked out a bit. Turns out there was a frozen tree stump hidden by the fresh snow and I got it square with my left butt cheek.
I remember when it happened it felt (among other things) like I shit my pants. They immobilized me for the ambulance so I never got to investigate that. I wonder sometimes if the nurses cleaned me up when they dropped my pants for xray and I suppressed the memory or if it was a false alarm.
Anyone else feel like sharing too much information?
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