Post-Game Talk: Tank thread: All over

[BenningHurtsMySoul]

Don’t they have the worst winning percentage in the league over the last five seasons?

And not a single top 3 pick to show for it.

 

[The Drop]

I can’t even click on the standings page lol

 

[Fire Benning]

GWG was Granlund from Schaller lol, can’t make this stuff up.

 

[Grip it N RYP it]

Dans le derrière, pour Lafrenière.

 

[Brock Boeser Laser Show]

I'm never gonna see the canucks win the Stanley cup. It's a realistic and depressing thought but winning these meaningless games just hammers it home.

 

[me2]

TLDR version: The good news is we don't move from 9 to 10 as we tie Chicago but they have the tie breaker.

good news

Arizona and Florida - 84 points and the tie breaker, officially uncatchable

OK news

Minny just need 1 point to make them uncatchable.
Philly has a 2 point lead and the tie breaker. Any Philly win or Canucks reg loss and they are uncatchable. ~10%

Chicago - tied- but they have 3 games and the tie breaker no matter what happens. (blues stars preds). Mostly likely to switch with the canucks but only ~20% chance.

bad news

Edmonton 3 back, canucks need to lose both and Edmonton to get 3 points to tie and beat us on tie breaker. ~15%
Anaheim 4 back, need to win both and Canucks lose both.

NYR need to win 3 straight and canucks to lose both games as Canucks have the tie breaker.

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At this point 9 is looking the most likely. 10 is 2nd most likely. 8th is 3rd. in a very distant 4th and 5th 11th then 7th. The others are relatively unlikely

 

[Phenomenon13]

Don’t they have the worst winning percentage in the league over the last five seasons?

And not a single top 3 pick to show for it.

Is there a site you use to see this

 

[The Drop]

The good news is we don't move from 9 to 10 as we tie Chicago but they have the tie breaker.

good news

Atizona and Florida - 84 points and the tie breaker, officially uncatchable

OK news

Minny just need 1 point to make them uncatchable.
Philly has a 2 point lead, the tie breaker.

Chicago - tied- but they have 3 games and the tie breaker no matter what happens.

bad news

Anaheim 4 back, need to win both and Canucks lose both.
Edmonton 3 back, canucks to lose both and Edmonton to get 3 points to tie and beat us on tie breaker.

NYR need to win 3 straight and canucks to lose both games as Canucks have the tie breaker.

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At this point 9 is looking the most likely. 10 is 2nd most likely. 8th is 3rd. in a very distant 4th and 5th 11th then 7th. The others are relatively unlikely

I appreciate you making yourself more depressed by doing this.

 

[TJ21]

Said it before. I'll say it again.

I want to f***ing die. We're going to end up in the 13th slot. f*** everything.

 

[Brock Boeser Laser Show]

This team is going to be Carolina of the past decade. Picking 10th to 15th for god knows how long.

I don't know how anyone can cheer knowing how many pieces this team is missing.

 

[BenningHurtsMySoul]

Don’t think we beat Nashville or St. Louis.

 

[valkynax]

Keep winning games boys, show them how winning you are with your winning ways.

 

[Carl Carlson]

Probably picking 9th or 10th but to be honest the pick is secondary. These wins just aren't helping the bigger problem being ridding ourselves of the mgmt team. This is such a crucial off season and these guys are the last people I want guiding us through that.

 

[clunk]

I legitimately hope we don't win the lottery and have Benning get rewarded for this ****.

 

[member 290103]

I don’t care if they pick 30th.....as long as Benning is terminated.

 

[Brock Boeser Laser Show]

Don’t think we beat Nashville or St. Louis.

canucks will win both just because

.Nashville needs a win but will somehow lose to us and St.Louis will give a half assed afternoon effort as they prepare for the playoffs.

 

[Brock Boeser Laser Show]

I don’t care if they pick 30th.....as long as Benning is terminated.

He won't be. It will actually get worse somehow....

Chia will be named president and we will be f***ed for the next decade.

 

[BenningHurtsMySoul]

I still think they throw everything and the kitchen sink at whoever has the first pick for Hughes.

Benning is desperate to save his job and Aquilini will want the marketing buzz.

 

[canwincup]

I don’t care if they pick 30th.....as long as Benning is terminated.

I am on board with this, but we all know ownership is going to give him another year. I can't wait until he signs Myers and Ferlund to Eriksson type contracts

 

[Brock Boeser Laser Show]

I still think they throw everything and the kitchen sink at whoever has the first pick for Hughes.

Benning is desperate to save his job and Aquilini will want the marketing buzz.

I'll be pissed. If the strategy is to get Hughes this team should've moved out Markstrom and could get in the way of the tank. If you want Hughes you should've shown some foresight and moved out vets/stacked up on picks/young assets between last summer and the deadline.

 

[Brock Boeser Laser Show]

I am on board with this, but we all know ownership is going to give him another year. I can't wait until he signs Myers and Ferlund to Eriksson type contracts

It's pretty funny how predictable benning is.

It's also sad because everyone can see that horrible Ferland contract coming and we can't do a damn thing about it.

 

[BenningHurtsMySoul]

I'll be pissed. If the strategy is to get Hughes this team should've moved out Markstrom and could get in the way of the tank. If you want Hughes you should've shown some foresight and moved out vets/stacked up on picks/young assets between last summer and the deadline.

Right, but they didn’t do that and now they’ll lose at least one core piece if they decide to go that route.

It’ll take one of Horvat/Pettersson/Boeser, 1st 2019 and 1st 2020 to get Hughes. Possibly Demko as well.

 

[BenningHurtsMySoul]

It's pretty funny how predictable benning is.

It's also sad because everyone can see that horrible Ferland contract coming and we can't do a damn thing about it.

Ferland is getting a 5x5 for sure and it will be a massive mistake.

 

[Brock Boeser Laser Show]

Right, but they didn’t do that and now they’ll lose at least one core piece if they decide to go that route.

It’ll take one of Horvat/Pettersson/Boeser, 1st 2019 and 1st 2020 to get Hughes.

actually f*** it I wanna see it. Nothing would be funnier than watching Horvat or Boeser light it up somewhere else, for that 2020 1st to be Top 3 pick and Hughes to struggle due to needing another year of development.

I'd probably just laugh and jump out of an airplane without a parachute at the end of the season.

 

[D0ctorCool]

Benning's gonna be working overtime on the draft simulator trying to get us that 1st overall pick.