Evil Little
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- Jan 22, 2014
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#bebadforahighdraftpickbutofcoursenopromisesatlowestfourthoverallnotthatthosearealwaysguaranteesbutmaybeyou'llgetluckyonatoewsoraumthomashickey...
Imagine if the Penguins only had a 20% chance of getting Super Mario back in the day.
The 2015 Draft Lottery is like playing pro line (suckers bet).
You have a better chance of falling 3 spots than moving up.
Although locking down 4th over all at worst could be considered the new strategy.
I don't think there's a fancy hash tag for that convoluted mess.
The Jets should bring in Mittens and Oli Jokinen to bolster the teams chances before the deadline. Dust them off and deploy!!!
We'll also get a time machine to deliver 2011 Eric Fehr to the front lines.
Prediction: Jets finish 3rd last and draft 6th
#JustLoseForMatthews
I also coined #NoPainNoLaine
I think Oli Jokinen could still run circles around Peluso and Thorburn.
This season's tank needs a catchy tagline, along the lines of "fail for Nail" (the pick has, um, not exactly worked out, but the hashtag was genius).
I suggest #lostonforauston - not quite the same ring to it, but quite workable, I think.
#firstlinePardy4Puljujarvi?
#suckforTkachuk?
... #callinsick4Chych?
#JustLoseForMatthews
I also coined #NoPainNoLaine
Sara Orlesky @saraorlesky
Paul Maurice says that Bryan Little is done for the reg season with a compression fracture of the T6 vertebrae. #NHLJets
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Tank away boys...tank away. Pssst.. we are not really tanking.