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Which Burke?
I have a hard time believing Brian's reading tweets from a Pittsburgh beat writer. Although, he did sue someone named "slobberface" for badmouthing him on a Leafs message board, so maybe. Still, he's out in Calgary and Calgary's an aggressive, goal scoring club, so it doesn't fit.
If it was Patrick, I fully believe that happened. They need to get that dope out of the NHL offices ("as you see here, such and such makes a right cross-over when the puck hits off the boards, which indicates"...Jesus, just shut the f up. You don't know what that indicates). I liked him better when he was founding charities and getting fired by them.
Or possibly he meant Burkle, not Burke?