Shed of Vengeance (Memorial of Vengeance)

[Lempo]

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DIFFERENT COUNTERPOINT

To Mega Therion will never sound the same again.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

It seems like you need to take vengeance on calendars as well.

September has not arrived as quickly as you desire.

I HAVE BROKEN MY WORD, YET I REGRET NOTHING.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I HAVE JUST GOOGLED SHED OF VENGEANCE AND IT SENT ME TO PAGE 3 OF THIS THREAD.

VERY PLEASANT ASCERTAINMENT.

...

BUT IS NOT THE POINT I WISH TO TALK ABOUT TODAY.

IN JUST TWO WEEKS ON 3RD OF OCTOBER WE WILL FACE MONTREAL CANADIENS.

THERE ARE SEVERAL REASONS TO TAKE VENGEANCE AGAINST THEM.

...

VENGEANCE

We win gaem that way.

WE NEED TO ASSERT DOMINANCE IN THE AHO MATTER FOR GOOD THAT WAY, SINCE LAW FORBIDS ME TO SPRAY BLOOD OR OTHER BODILY FLUIDS ON MARC BERGEVIN.

...

But incessant berserking babble aside...

MONTRÉAL CANADIENS ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF SMUG OLD-TIMER HOCKEY SUPREMACISTS WHO THINK THAT HOCKEY SHOULD NOT BE PLAYED EAST OF NEWFOUNDLAND AND SOUTH OF NEW YORK.

WE SHOULD REMIND THEM THAT WE ARE OUT OF FU^KS TO GIVE FOR SUCH NOTION.

A STORM IS COMING. IN ALL ITS BEAUTY. AND ALL ITS HORROR.

 

[Stickpucker]

I read the thread title and thought MV may actually be constructing a literal shed of Vengeance.

I then began to imagine what it would look lile, what sort of things would be stored in there, and most importantly what would happen in said shed....

 

[NotOpie]

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Can't find a picture, but I always imagined it like a barn in Twister. It's the one where they ran inside to get away from a tornado, only to find a bunch of very large, very sharp pieces of farm equipment dangling from the walls and ceiling. So they ran back outside even though the tornado was like 100 feet away.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I read the thread title and thought MV may actually be constructing a literal shed of Vengeance.

I then began to imagine what it would look lile, what sort of things would be stored in there, and most importantly what would happen in said shed....

ONE DAY, ONE DAY. IT WILL BE A HUMBLE BUILDING, YET GLORIOUS NEVERTHLESS.

LOT OF PLANNING, LOT OF DRINKING, LOT OF AXE SHARPENING.

SHARPENING WITH MALICIOUS INTENT THAT IS.

And meditating. BATTLE MEDITATING.

COME ON, VENGEANCE NEEDS TO BE DONE ON THE ROAD. USUALLY VENGEANCE COMES TO THE WICKED, NOT THE OTHER WAY.

SHED IS WHERE YOU PREPARE FOR VENGEANCE.

THERE WOULD BE MANY TRANSPORTABLE SHARP OBJECTS THOUGH. I AM IN GENERAL AXE PERSON.

IT IS A SLASHING WEAPON THAT HAS THE WEIGHT APPROPRIATE TO THE DECISION OF TAKING VENGEANCE.

ALSO SHOVELS, PICKAXES, SPADES, HOES, CHAINSAWS...

THERE WOULD ALSO BE A LOT MORE PAPER. AND SOME PENCILS. I LIKE OLD SCHOOL WRITING AND PENCILS ARE MUCH BETTER WEAPONS THAN KEYBOARDS.

Can't find a picture, but I always imagined it like a barn in Twister. It's the one where they ran inside to get away from a tornado, only to find a bunch of very large, very sharp pieces of farm equipment dangling from the walls and ceiling. So they ran back outside even though the tornado was like 100 feet away.

THERE WOULD BE NO DANGLING. USING YOUR TOOLS AND WEAPONS IN A WAY THAT MIGHT ENGANGER THEIR USER ISN’T PRO-VENGEANCE.

YOUR OPPOSITION IS TO GET HURT, NOT YOU.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

IT IS COMING... THE NEW BEGINNING.

Some of you are filled with an emotion that you are not used to have at the beginning of the season.
Hope.
You might be afraid of it. You might fear that last season was just a fleeting dream that came and went.
Don't be.

YOU HAVE SUPPORTED THIS TEAM THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF DESPAIR, NOW WHEN YOU HAVE HOPE IT IS THE TIME TO ONCE AGAIN HAVE FUN AND WREAK HAVOC. TO WRECK ANYONE AND ANYTHING THAT CROSSES US. TO RISE EVERY TIME WE FALL.

Because if we fall... WE WILL HAVE VENGEANCE. IN THE NEXT GAME OR THE OTHER.

NEW SEASON IS UPON US. MAY IT BE VENGEFUL. BECAUSE THERE ARE SURE MANY TO TAKE VENGANCE AGAINST.

 

[NotOpie]

I freaking love this THREAD.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

I freaking love this THREAD.

AND I LOVE YOU.

 

[Lempo]

Like desert loves the rain.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

IF ANYONE WONDERS WHY I WAS LATE WITH GDT...

I WAS PLAYING MYSELF (FLOORBALL) AND I LACKED INTERNET ACCESS. BESIDES I ALWAYS WRITE THOSE ON PC ANYWAY

WE WON BOTH GAMES IN THE SEASON OPENER, WHICH IS NICE.

 

[Stubu]

IF YOU LACK INTERNET ACCESS AND THEN WEB PROTOCOLS FOR MODERN INTERNET APPROACH WHY NOT SIMPLY FAX IT IN.

DO NOT GO FOR THE GOPHER PROTOCOLS. IT MAY BE A DYING TECHNOLOGY. WEB LOOKS STRONGER.

IRC, HOWEVER, WILL NEVER DIE. MARK MY WORDS. THE WHOLE "CHATTING" THING IS RATHER SILLY ANYWAY. EMAIL DOES THE SAME JOB. BUT NICE TO HAVE VARIETY.

OVERALL, I AM INTRIGUED BY YOUR IDEAS AND WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR NEWSLETTER.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

IN OTHER NEWS I EXPRESS MY SUPPORT TO ALL PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD IN THEIR PURSUIT TO TAKE VENGEANCE AGAINST THOSE WHICH SEEK TO TAKE AWAY THEIR FREEDOM.

For what it's worth...

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

@DaveG

GDT WILL BE READY IN 6 HOURS, ONCE I FULFIL ALL MY OBLIGATIONS.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

AT THE KEYBOARD.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

GOOD ENOUGH TEAM CAN MAKE CERTAIN LOSSES EVEN MORE VALUABLE THAN VICTORIES.

BUT THEY HAVE TO FU^KING LEARN FROM THEM.

 

[NotOpie]

So are you calling us the Carolina Learning Disabilities?

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

So are you calling us the Carolina Learning Disabilities?

I CALL US “US”.

IN OTHER NEWS, I CAN’T MAKE PROPER GDT FOR NEXT THREE HOURS.

@Hockyluv21

GIVE IT A WHIRL IF YOU WISH.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

URGE TO KILL RISES

 

[Lempo]

URGE TO KILL RISES

Don't let it go over.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

IF I AM NOT SEEN ON THE BOARD FOR A WHILE, IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE COMMITTED MURDER. VICTIMS - THREE DI^KHEADS (BOTH SEXES) WHO CAN’T SHUT THEIR FACEHOLE IN A LIBRARY.

WHAT SHOULD I USE? BANANA PEEL, PILLOW OR A PEN?

 

[vorbis]

IF I AM NOT SEEN ON THE BOARD FOR A WHILE, IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE COMMITTED MURDER. VICTIMS - THREE DI^KHEADS (BOTH SEXES) WHO CAN’T SHUT THEIR FACEHOLE IN A LIBRARY.

WHAT SHOULD I USE? BANANA PEEL, PILLOW OR A PEN?

one finger vertically pressed against your pursed lips, and a subsequent point to the nearest "quiet, library" sign

 

[MinJaBen]

IF I AM NOT SEEN ON THE BOARD FOR A WHILE, IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE COMMITTED MURDER. VICTIMS - THREE DI^KHEADS (BOTH SEXES) WHO CAN’T SHUT THEIR FACEHOLE IN A LIBRARY.

WHAT SHOULD I USE? BANANA PEEL, PILLOW OR A PEN?

Personally I want you to go with the banana option.

 

[The Jerk Store]

one finger vertically pressed against your pursed lips, and a subsequent point to the nearest "quiet, library" sign

Brutal.