You know they say that all teams are created equal, but you look at Columbus and you look at us, and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally if you go one on one with another hockey team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But Columbus is a genetic freak and our lineup is terrible! So we got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat them. Then you add Guy Boucher to the mix, our chances of winning drastic go down. See at the New Years Eve game, we got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but Columbus, they got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Guy Boucher KNOWS he can't ice a lineup that makes any frigging sense, and he's not even gonna try!
So Ottawa, we take our 33 1/3 chance, minus our 25% chance lost to bad coaching, and we got an 8 1/3 chance of winning on New Years Eve. But then you take Columbus' 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents - they got 141 2/3 chance of winning on New Years Eve.
See Columbus, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for us tonight.