Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

[Hennessy]

Was the Spartan in the rafters?
Poor Ottawa. After a while it just makes you worried.

 

[RedBruin]

At this rate by Christmas we'll have a headline "Ottawa Senators under fire after shooting pucks out of t-shirt cannon." It'll ostensibly be a shot blocking contest with some kind of cheap-ass prize because, well, Melnyk.

At this rate by Christmas the Sens will have started the 3rd WW.

 

[CupInSIX]

kick in the balls

And why are you giving fans something in their lap to throw around that can easily be lobbed onto the ice?

 

[Erik Alfredsson]

those look more like exercise balls than beach balls

and those would certainly hurt if dropped from 50+ft above your head when you don't expect it

If a beach ball hit me in the head dropped from 100ft it's not going to hurt. It's a beach ball, it's like a balloon.

 

[13 others]

We're a team.

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

People need to toughen up. They're beach balls people, not ****ing anvils.

I don't think you understand the full gravity of the situation. Perfectly innocent beers were spilled!!!

 

[Hennessy]

If a beach ball hit me in the head dropped from 100ft it's not going to hurt. It's a beach ball, it's like a balloon.

These might be more like inflated rubber balls.

 

[CupInSIX]

These might be more like inflated rubber balls.

The Beach Balls were an extra 50 cents

 

[ThirdManIn]

So I read that beers were spilled and children were injured. I have two options:

1) ignore the kids and just act like this is a silly thing adults are whining about, or

2) don't do that, but still make fun of the Senators for completely f***ing over their fan base at every turn

I went with 2.

 

[CupInSIX]

I don't think you understand the full gravity of the situation. Perfectly innocent beers were spilled!!!

Apparently the Sens don't understand gravity either

 

[ThirdManIn]

Ottawa has officially become the George Costanza of professional sports clubs.

OK I think I'm done.

 

[klmdg]

Those ballons look like they came straight outta The Prisoner.

Who is number 1?

You are, number 6!

 

[cassius]

Im so sorry Sens fans you cant make this up if u tried.

Guess there trying to make up money from empty seats from people buying extra beer

Still doesn't top this

 

[Erik Alfredsson]

These might be more like inflated rubber balls.

My friend is at the game buddy, they were beach balls.

Also just what do you think a beach ball is man?

 

[swiftwin]

I mean, it's obviously overblown, but I'm in f***ing tears over the title. Absolutely hilarious. I f***ing love this team right now.

 

[Erik Alfredsson]

Ottawa has officially become the George Costanza of professional sports clubs.

OK I think I'm done.

I didn't realize you started.

 

[snipes]

National Lampoons of a team

 

[ThirdManIn]

I didn't realize you started.

Oh. Well, I had.

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

It’s better than Shoot Fans With a Cannon Night.

 

[Better Call Sal]

They really are the gift that keeps on giving currently.

 

[bigdirty]

This will be the next home game:

 

[RedBruin]

Ottawa has officially become the George Costanza of professional sports clubs.

I picture Gene screaming "I was in the pool I was in the pool"

 

[Ducks in a row]

Ottawa Senators are so embarrassing feel so bad for their fans.

 

[Sheppy]

Hahahaha hahahah what the hell?!

 

[Dexter Colt]

Plastic balls filled with air hurt? Man/woman/child-up

I totally undestand that the Sens are the laughing stock of the league, and I sometimes poke fun at them, too, but this is a pointless attempt at making something out of nothing.