Injury Report: Schmaltz Placed on IR, (UPD: Out for remainder of season).

[moosemeister]

GO! TANK! WIN!!

 

[Neighborhood Coyote]

Another one bites the dust? Another brick in the wall?? Idk.. but man it's pretty crazy how injuries have been this year for the Yotes.

 

[AZviaNJ]

#Crappo4Kappo
#Sack4Jack
#IRDozens4Cozens

 

[Summer Rose]

This has to be a joke, right?

 

[The Feckless Puck]

#Crappo4Kappo
#Sack4Jack
#IRDozens4Cozens

#NoVaselineForVasily
#BlueAndBlackForDach
#BorkedForYork
#StiffAndColdyForBoldy
#DieForByram

 

[AZviaNJ]

#NoVaselineForVasily
#BlueAndBlackForDach
#BorkedForYork
#StiffAndColdyForBoldy
#DieForByram

That covers the top 8...we should be good!

 

[Dirty Old Man]

#StiffAndColdyForBoldy

This is the one I hope gets legs...

 

[rt]

Everything sucks.

 

[Summer Rose]

Hockey is stupid.

 

[RemoAZ]

We are completely cursed although it serves them right for making the dumb ass trade to begin with.

 

[RABBIT]

Wow

 

[Jakey53]

This should make contract negotiations with Schmaltz interesting.

That's the silver lining if there is one. Man, I really can't believe how many injuries we have had.

 

[Jakey53]

Eh not surprising when you put together a speedster lineup with egg shell bodies. Not the trainers or docs fault they get injured. Does anyone really think this lineup will not face the same issues next year. We are literally built to break.

What do you mean eggshell bodies? The ONLY one is Raanta, and we don't even know if his injury was a recurring injury. "Built to break"?

 

[Jakey53]

We are completely cursed although it serves them right for making the dumb ass trade to begin with.

Now now. If Strome was here it would be him hurt.

 

[mouser]

This is getting to the point of absurdity.

Wait, no, we're already well past that point.

 

[CLW]

We need more witches and shamans on OUR side.

 

[mouser]

This should make contract negotiations with Schmaltz interesting.

Certainly makes a 2-3 year bridge more likely.

 

[FinnishCoyote]

We must have the most injuries of all teams this season? This is becoming comical, although injuries aint fun

 

[MIGs Dog]

We must have the most injuries of all teams this season? This is becoming comical, although injuries aint fun

I don't think we have the most, but we have 5 significant players that will miss nearly the entire season. We are not deep enough to overcome this level of bad karma. One positive is that we got to watch Hill and Garland.

 

[moosemeister]

Tocchet and Biz might need to suit up for this team

 

[SniperHF]

Tocchet and Biz might need to suit up for this team

Hey Shane, about that retirement ceremony....

 

[RemoAZ]

We need more witches and shamans on OUR side.

 

[Jakey53]

We must have the most injuries of all teams this season? This is becoming comical, although injuries aint fun

Anaheim has the most man games lost. I think we are third.

 

[RemoAZ]

Which one of you stole Jobu's rum?

 

[The Feckless Puck]

What do you mean eggshell bodies? The ONLY one is Raanta, and we don't even know if his injury was a recurring injury. "Built to break"?

I think he means that the "new" NHL encourages small, lithe players rather than big, bruising, thick-bodied players who can hit and take hits. And he wouldn't be too wrong, to be fair. The speed and skill game that Tocchet and his ilk employ doesn't work with guys sporting grinder bodies.