OT: Rio Olympics

[henchman21]

At least it sounds like they hooked up with a lot of the French olympics women team that night

I hear all olympic villages are one big free for all.

 

[cgf]

I hear all olympic villages are one big free for all.

I wonder if the zica paranoia has lead to less sexy-sex at these olympics.

 

[Ivan13]

I wonder if the zica paranoia has lead to less sexy-sex at these olympics.

It hasn't supposedly they had to ban sex outdoors because roof-tops at the Olympic village were filled with used ________ (fill the blank for yourself).

 

[cgf]

It hasn't supposedly they had to ban sex outdoors because roof-tops at the Olympic village were filled with used ________ (fill the blank for yourself).

Makes sense. Not much you can do to keep athletes from boning, they're like teenagers.

 

[Tweaky]

One moron like Lochte makes it so much harder for those of us expat Americans that work so hard to prove the ugly American stereotype wrong. Then he pulls that crap and prove it right.

Luckily here, the Brits are even worse. They cannot stay out of trouble here, whether it be their own fault or not.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

It hasn't supposedly they had to ban sex outdoors because roof-tops at the Olympic village were filled with used ________ (fill the blank for yourself).

Brazilians?

 

[5280]

One moron like Lochte makes it so much harder for those of us expat Americans that work so hard to prove the ugly American stereotype wrong. Then he pulls that crap and prove it right.

Luckily here, the Brits are even worse. They cannot stay out of trouble here, whether it be their own fault or not.

Yeah.....the average Brit is a numb nut when you are traveling. Luckily I studied in England for a bit so I get them a little bit....but they definitely can be numb nuts.

 

[Foppa Frossa]

Why didn't Sweden pull their goalie?

 

[AdamCalderHero]

Yeah.....the average Brit is a numb nut when you are traveling. Luckily I studied in England for a bit so I get them a little bit....but they definitely can be numb nuts.

Its hard to argue. The average Brit abroad is entitled, naive and rude. Especially south east asia which has become a hot spot for rich kids to go 'find themselves'.

On a more positive note we won two more golds today including the womens field hockey. Theres a very real chance we finish about China which would just be absolutely ridiculous. The Avs should sign Maddie Hinch

 

[hockeyfish]

It hasn't supposedly they had to ban sex outdoors because roof-tops at the Olympic village were filled with used ________ (fill the blank for yourself).

Sloths?

 

[Bonzai12]

It hasn't supposedly they had to ban sex outdoors because roof-tops at the Olympic village were filled with used ________ (fill the blank for yourself).

Vehicles

 

[hockeyfish]

The race I most want to see. Phelps vs Bolt. 400M run transition to a 400m swim.

 

[Tweaky]

The race I most want to see. Phelps vs Bolt. 400M run transition to a 400m swim.

That would be awesome. My money would be on Phelps. But if you shortened it to 200m swim, it could be close.

 

[UncleRisto]

One bronze that they gave out two of. Why do we even bother?

 

[hockeyfish]

Quite proud of Ryan Lochte. Granted, his interview didn't feature one coherent full sentence, but he did speak english words. And for a guy as dumb as him, that's pretty good.

 

[DanishAvsfan]

Denmark wins the handball gold! Awesome. Must admit I am surprised by this. France is the better team on paper.

 

[member 116861]

What happened in that wrestling match? I just saw a few clips through Snapchat.

 

[Freudian]

What happened in that wrestling match? I just saw a few clips through Snapchat.

Bronze match.

The Mongolian wrestler was up 7-6 and started celebrating with less than ten seconds to go. He got punished with 1 point because he was avoiding wresting. His leaders protested and lost the protest and because of that the other wrestler got another point and won 8-7. The leaders then showed their displeasure by taking their clothes off.

Don't sell the skin before you've caught the bear.

edit: some gifs

 

[member 116861]

Bronze match.

The Mongolian wrestler was up 7-6 and started celebrating with less than ten seconds to go. He got punished with 1 point because he was avoiding wresting. His leaders protested and lost the protest and because of that the other wrestler got another point and won 8-7. The leaders then showed their displeasure by taking their clothes off.

Don't sell the skin before you've caught the bear.

I've missed a lot of big moments in these Olympics but I haven't really cared. I'm mad at myself for missing this one, sounds so hilarious.

 

[Bubba Thudd]

I've missed ALL of the gymnastics, and I'm not happy about that.

 

[tigervixxxen]

 

[QuietContrarian]

It really is a good performance, but should factor in medals per. capita or per athlete.
No doubt beating China and Russia is a great feat though.

 

[MonsterMack]

It really is a good performance, but should factor in medals per. capita or per athlete.
No doubt beating China and Russia is a great feat though.

Absolutely, though I doubt most Americans care about those nuances. Merica crushed!!!

China, all things considered, under preformed.

 

[QuietContrarian]

Absolutely, though I doubt most Americans care about those nuances. Merica crushed!!!

China, all things considered, under preformed.

And you shouldnt

Beating China is a crazy good feat

 

[Tweaky]

http://www.medalspercapita.com/

USA is 43rd.
Canada is 31st
China is 76th
Russia is 42nd
Finland is 55th