Post your embarassingly early hot takes based on the first games

[Laineux]

Post your embarassingly early hot takes that you don't want to post too seriously.

-Pens will be in problems with Matt Murray

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[Makar Goes Fast]

matthews will finish with 164 goals.

 

[HanSolo]

Martin Jones is gonna be the worst goalie in the NHL.

Boston Bruins are gonna finish dead last.

 

[OVO16]

Tom Wilson's suspension will double to 40 games after the appeal

 

[LeafChief]

Chickens have lips.

 

[Firsov99]

The Caps are averaging 2.5 goals per period, so they'll score over 600 goals this season )

 

[PKWeber]

Drouin is the new Gomez

 

[Bounces R Way]

The Calgary Flames will finish 0/513 on the powerplay.

 

[GodEmperor]

Matt Murray is a legit swag God, the only player in the league that even remotely has his number is Lucky Bessy, apart from him, everyone BOWS TO SWAG GOD MATT

 

[Cotton]

Just link last night's GDT, then tonight's.

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

The Kings will never play a game.

 

[Makar Goes Fast]

The leafs will have the highest scoring powerplay of all time.

 

[Muston Atthews]

Tavares Matthews and Marner will all get over 80 points*

*or pace for it if they play over half the season

 

[TheAngryHank]

AM wins Rocket,Art,Heart.
Book dat shit !!

 

[Mathew Barzal]

Boeser finishes with less than 25 goals.

 

[NJ DevLolz]

my wife left me

 

[Charlie Conway]

Rangers will make the playoffs on the back of a career year for Lundqvist.

 

[Muston Atthews]

Marner gets 60 apples this year

 

[Zegs2sendhelp]

my wife left me

For me

 

[McOvechking]

The Caps and Pens are going to score a lot of goals this year.

 

[RedBruin]

I have none.

 

[CupInSIX]

[Insert Team] are the new Golden Knights! Look how fast they are!

Also I stole Getz2Perry from NJ Devlolz' wife.

 

[Dexter Colt]

We will not hear the end of it when it comes to the Maple Leafs being the shit, yet when it's crunch time in May, it'll be awfully quiet.

 

[Mickey Marner]

my wife left me

For me

Lose-lose situation.

 

[Lays]

Vesey goes PPG and Hank returns to Vezina form
Rangers make playoffs