Confirmed with Link: Please welcome our newest Carolina-bandwagon members halleJOKEL & These Is The Times

[the halleJOKEL]

PBR?! Russian swill.


You get used to it.

those were in order of preference

light beer of choice is miller lite die to stockholm syndrome

 

[Lord Stan 2020]

PBR?! Russian swill.


You get used to it.

yaa but is it on purpose?

 

[Maelmoor]

Finally someone who can run our powerplay, welcome!

 

[Iceman]

Finally someone who can run our powerplay, welcome!

 

[The Gongshow]

Welcome aboard. Get ready for an awful PP and an amazing PK. When the team wins we are a cheerful bunch, when they lose.......well...........

 

[the halleJOKEL]

somebody prepare a full report on the teams top memes i will need it to properly integrate into your society

 

[Vasilevskiy]

wat

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

#hfDUCKMEN (<---actually darfted vy the ducks, but am actual #hcanes fan) fan coming in peace

halle is a generational talent

enjoy him

he is the marouane fellaini of #HFcanes

 

[the halleJOKEL]

that is insulting

though it is related to one of the best puns i ever made

when we got our first cat, i told my wife i wanted to name him meowrouane feliney and then i wasnt allowed to name the cat anymore

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

that is insulting

though it is related to one of the best puns i ever made

when we got our first cat, i told my wife i wanted to name him meowrouane feliney and then i wasnt allowed to name the cat anymore

i thought the comparison was apt

you wander about the midfield of our board, without really having any real clue as to what you are doing

plus you have good hair (or at least i imagine that you do )

 

[2020 Cup Champions]

well played drafting a native floridian for your bandwagon btw that was a clutch move

was going to bring it up in the draft thread but they dont pay me to do your scouting for you

We decided to get drunk instead of scout

yuengling or miller high life or pbr


wat

Meet one of your new linemates (the other is Todd1a).

As for memes, Andrej Sustr is our generational bottom-pairing RHD, trading Brett Connolly was a mistake, Coop gonna coop, we only pass on power plays... that's all I can remember right now

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i thought the comparison was apt

you wander about the midfield of our board, without really having any real clue as to what you are doing

plus you have good hair (or at least i imagine that you do )

ty my hair is exquisite

 

[VinikToWinIt]

i posted in the wrong thread feel free to move that post in the OT thread to this thread

as of now i am doing a question and answer session about literally anything you want to ask me so feel free to ask away

life advice? questinos about my posts and/or posting style? questions about my team, your team, other teams? questions about beer and drinking beer and beer?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? Why?

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i think i answered that question somewhere in my rongos bandwagon thread last year

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showthread.php?t=1875057&highlight=

good reading if u want an idea of what im all about

in case i didnt, my answer is the duck sized horses because i am tall and strong

edit - yeah my answer to that question (sort of) is on page 5 of that thread

 

[Iceman]

somebody prepare a full report on the teams top memes i will need it to properly integrate into your society

This is a picture of Andrej Sustr... one of our young defensemen:

 

[the halleJOKEL]

the nhlpa lets two guys ina giraffe costume play under contract as one person wtf?

no wonder you guys made the playoffs i need to tell ronfrancis he can combine players together in animal suits

 

[Iceman]

the nhlpa lets two guys ina giraffe costume play under contract as one person wtf?

no wonder you guys made the playoffs i need to tell ronfrancis he can combine players together in animal suits

Well, he is 6'8" which is probably on the shorter side for a giraffe but he just let go of his training wheels!

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i dont think any of your memes are as solid as the tanner glass memes i was exposed to last year but i guess that is what i am here for

lets make tampa meme again!!

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

the nhlpa lets two guys ina giraffe costume play under contract as one person wtf?

no wonder you guys made the playoffs i need to tell ronfrancis he can combine players together in animal suits

Correction:
Giraffe in a human costume.

 

[2020 Cup Champions]

i dont think any of your memes are as solid as the tanner glass memes i was exposed to last year but i guess that is what i am here for

lets make tampa meme again!!

Yeah, we don't have anyone really comparable to Tanner Glass anymore since the 2014 cleanout (ie. Purcell, Malone) except for Matt Carle, and our coach seems to finally be willing to admit it publicly by scratching him all the time.

 

[Coopers Gum]

Here is one of Giraffe's sticks:

What else... Bizarre coaching decisions: Coop's gonna Coop.

Noodle wrists = Matt Carle. Blame Carle for basically everything.

Our power play is terribad.

I blame our lack of memes on us not really having a photoshopper anymore. We used to have awesome photoshop threads.

 

[2020 Cup Champions]

Why do you think I selected an artist in the draft?

 

[Iceman]

aka snakebit Callahan

He also has a friend called AnaCONDRA

 

[Five Alarm Fire]

somebody prepare a full report on the teams top memes i will need it to properly integrate into your society

A lot of them revolve around Drouin.

"Drouin's game won't translate"
"Drouin is so ugly", "The Good, the Bad, the Drouin"
"Obviously, Drouin relies on stock answers to get through interviews, you know"
"Day 20 of Drouin-gate: Drouin requests trade in NHL 16, still no luck. Parents advise Drouin to unplug xbox until he gets his way"

Yzerman worshipping is also prevalent and encouraged. At one point there was a two-year trend of Yzerman usernames.

Also, be incredibly superstitious and whatever you do, do not post a main board thread when things start going well. For each playoff series, you must vote "other team in 4" (worked well last year).

MSL jokes used to be funny too, but I think most of us have gotten over that. Somebody should post the "The Pacifier" movie poster from a year back.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

i can do photoshop decently but that implies effort

also thanks for all the meme reports friends i greatly appreciate it