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Finding Hyman
Something around the common misconceptions people have of Canada and for instance how little the US, or say hollywood even know about us. My dad always got a laugh at this one...
"Saskatchewan, wild home of the Canadian Rockies"
I would throw in tall story snippets about how Rogers Place survived to play the bubble last year as massive dynamite derailed an oncoming iceberg from demolishing the palace. Which instead only caused pipes bursting and a daytime of the rink flooded.
Tell em about how its a good idea no fans are allowed during playoffs as there has been a massive influx of global warming starved polar bears this year. Serves us right, dirty Oil bastids. We haven't even changed our name.
Throw some pictures of glaciers gliding past DT Edmonton with the highrises narrowly avoiding catastrophe. Some great pictures of icebergs floating past NFLD fishing villages are available.
Change our skyline by superimposing several grain elevators. One of them being a world class grain elevator and the highest in the country between Toronto and Vancouver.
My dad, RIP, loved spreading bullshit stories anytime he could. his favorite targets being US visitors asking how they build all the mountains and how long it took, then how we got the Wonderful province of Saskatchewan to allow us to abscond with those ranges. Tell them it was the biggest national endeavor before the National Dream railway smashed through all the icebergs of Western Canada..temporarily chasing hordes of polar bears away.
"Saskatchewan, wild home of the Canadian Rockies"
I would throw in tall story snippets about how Rogers Place survived to play the bubble last year as massive dynamite derailed an oncoming iceberg from demolishing the palace. Which instead only caused pipes bursting and a daytime of the rink flooded.
Tell em about how its a good idea no fans are allowed during playoffs as there has been a massive influx of global warming starved polar bears this year. Serves us right, dirty Oil bastids. We haven't even changed our name.
Throw some pictures of glaciers gliding past DT Edmonton with the highrises narrowly avoiding catastrophe. Some great pictures of icebergs floating past NFLD fishing villages are available.
Change our skyline by superimposing several grain elevators. One of them being a world class grain elevator and the highest in the country between Toronto and Vancouver.
My dad, RIP, loved spreading bullshit stories anytime he could. his favorite targets being US visitors asking how they build all the mountains and how long it took, then how we got the Wonderful province of Saskatchewan to allow us to abscond with those ranges. Tell them it was the biggest national endeavor before the National Dream railway smashed through all the icebergs of Western Canada..temporarily chasing hordes of polar bears away.
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