Phoenix Coyotes Lounge VIII

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

There is an editor, I can fix whatever is bothering you at this moment.

Grammar cheat sheet:

https://medium.com/@hayley_mullen/b...heat-sheet-even-the-pros-can-use-c2b90dae85ef

 

[Desert Ice 11]

Grammar cheat sheet:

https://medium.com/@hayley_mullen/b...heat-sheet-even-the-pros-can-use-c2b90dae85ef

After the first blog/article I have been trying to pay better attention..I get sick of re-reading the dang thing..thank you for this tool..I will be sure to use it



I like the cartoon one too

http://theoatmeal.com/tag/grammar

 

[Summer Rose]

I officiated 46 games in the month of November. :O

 

[awfulwaffle]

After the first blog/article I have been trying to pay better attention..I get sick of re-reading the dang thing..thank you for this tool..I will be sure to use it



I like the cartoon one too

http://theoatmeal.com/tag/grammar

If you have Microsoft Word, you should be able to type your article there, and it will automatically suggest changes for you.

 

[ck26]

I officiated 46 games in the month of November. :O

 

[IPreferPi]

OEL going for maximum Swedish swoon on the Dec. cover of So Scottsdale: https://www.soscottsdale.com/issues/2014dec/index.html

 

[Summer Rose]

They got you in Arbiter yet?

 

[ck26]

OEL going for maximum Swedish swoon on the Dec. cover of So Scottsdale: https://www.soscottsdale.com/issues/2014dec/index.html

*throws up hands, goes to trade forum to see if EDM will swap us Taylor Hall*

*doubles back to look for single ladies on the "Trendsetters" page*

 

[Dirty Old Man]

OEL going for maximum Swedish swoon on the Dec. cover of So Scottsdale: https://www.soscottsdale.com/issues/2014dec/index.html

Here's how trendy an Arizonan I am: I saw the title of the magazine and thought "South Scottsdale has its own magazine? Ew."

 

[Sinurgy]

OEL going for maximum Swedish swoon on the Dec. cover of So Scottsdale: https://www.soscottsdale.com/issues/2014dec/index.html

I think this explains OEL's start to the season.

 

[MaddyB85]

I thought So Scottsdale was (insert valley girl voice) "It's Soooo Scottsdale..."
Or as my Aunts says Snobsdale. (she lives out that way)

 

[RABBIT]

Someone hit me in the face with a sandwich today. Like a sub.

 

[RABBIT]

A ****ing sandwich. I wish I could say I was joking.

 

[CC96]

Wat?! ^^

 

[KG]

You seem to get into a lot of confrontations?

 

[GiveAFlyingPuck]

A ****ing sandwich. I wish I could say I was joking.

You live an interesting life.

 

[Summer Rose]

Did it not have tomatoes on it? Because, if someone gave me a sandwich with no tomatoes, I would be so mad I might react by hitting someone in the face with it.

 

[CC96]

So, uh... How exactly did this all unfold, Rabbit?

 

[CC96]

You seem to get into a lot of confrontations?

Quoted for truth. Ayy lmao.

 

[Sinurgy]

You seem to get into a lot of confrontations?

If only there was some sort of common denominator.

 

[RABBIT]

So I was at my second job (I cater healthy food to business parks so they don't have to eat fast food every day) and I went to this business called New American. I guess it's some kind of home loan place. I don't know. Anyway, I sold a man a turkey sub sandwich that had lettuce, tomato, honey roasted turkey, and avocado. The guy asked me "is this a healthy sandwich?" To which I replied "Yes sir." He buys the 5 dollar sub and heads upstairs back to his office. I get rushed with people buying food, and next thing I know, I get my ****ing clock CLEANED by said sandwich. I was at work so I had keep my composure, so I look around and calmly ask "...why?"

Then I see him. Mad as hell looking down on me from the middle of the staircase. "THAT SANDWICH HAD AVOCADO ON IT, YOU TRYNNA KILL ME BOY?!" Or something like that. I just responded "how would an avocado kill you sir?"
"I'M ALLERGIC!"

Like I knew that? The sandwich is wrapped in saran wrap so you can CLEARLY SEE THE AVOCADO PERTRUDING OUT OF THE SANDWICH, and if that wasn't good enough, the sanwich has a label on it CLEARLY MARKING THE INGREDIENTS.

I remained very calm though, very unlike me. I was proud. Even offered him a full refund and said I would not report the sandwich tossing. He seemed very embarrassed and went back up to his office, not accepting any of my offers for a refund. I was very proud of myself. Must've been good karma because it kind of, in a way, helped me get a phone number out of it

Lol you guys are mean, man I explained all of my situations in detail to you guys and even provided pictures! Thought we were friends, yo.

 

[RABBIT]

If only there was some sort of common denominator.

rude. Lol

 

[CC96]

RIP in peace Phoenix Coyotes. It's too bad the Arizona Coyotes are even worse.