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Zeitgeist: The Undertaker Wins Ownership of Phoenix Coyotes at Wrestlemania
http://www.lighthousehockey.com/201...aker-wins-phoenix-coyotes-wrestlemania-parody
Zeitgeist: The Undertaker Wins Ownership of Phoenix Coyotes at Wrestlemania
EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. (AP) _ World Wrestling Entertainment superstar The Undertaker won ownership of the NHL's Phoenix Coyotes on Sunday by defeating CM Punk via pinfall at Wrestlemania 29 in New Jersey's MetLife Stadium.
Undertaker, a four-time WWE Champion, will take over stewardship of the Coyotes starting Monday, finally ending the franchise's years of instability. The victory was his 21st consecutive win at Wrestlemania, and marked the first time an NHL team changed hands as a result of a televised wrestling match.
http://www.lighthousehockey.com/201...aker-wins-phoenix-coyotes-wrestlemania-parody