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A real jerk thing
-5 points for the bloatee. Dude is just a cowboy hat and about five pieces of tacky turquoise jewelry away from a midlife crisis.
The keyboard experts are pissed.
They don’t understand depth. Depth in a year that’s going to have games every other day. Operating in video game GM mode. Not reality.
If Rutherford’s attempt to squeeze one more cup out of an aging lineup spurs fans then good riddance.
This sounds like the inner monologue of someone losing their mind in a black and white avant garde student film
ThanksIncluding buyouts for Dmen...
Metro
TEAM $Cap (# of signed D) + D buyouts
NYR $28.1 (7) +2
WSH $26.8 (7)
PIT $25.4 (8) + 1
CAR $25.1 (6)
PHI $24.1 (7) +2
NJD $23.0 (5)
CLB $18.7 (6)
NYI $17.9 (6)
Keyboard experts don't know what it's like to go from 2nd round exit to 1st round exit to play-in exit. We also don't know what it's like to lead the previous franchise to like 5 straight non-playoff appearances in the world on our way out.
If we engaged in more management s-off-ery maybe we'd get it. But alas.
I'm more of a keyboard enthusiast myself. I make no claims of experthood regarding keyboards.
ITT: Keyboard expert about Evgeni Malkin urges patience with noted winner Cody Ceci.
To back up the positives of this signing:
Cody Ceci is very handsome.
Sure, if you like Stevie Ray Vaughn.
ITT: Keyboard expert about Evgeni Malkin urges patience with noted winner Cody Ceci.
This is a thread about a depth signing. Let’s stay on topic otherwise it comes off as trolling and a thread jack.
Here we have a 28 page thread slamming a 1.25 million guy who has yet to play a game as a pen and a general manager who’s won a cup for you twice and there’s Crickets concerning the 9 million guy who’s a playoff no factor. A guy that has been deemed untradeable by contract, ownership and fans.
The focus of the keyboard experts is hypocritical and misguided. Playing checkers not chess.
Here we go with the but but but he won a cup. JR made awesome moves in 2015 and 2016, but he’s been terrible since July 2017. He’s living off past success, and only has a job because ownership is too cheap to fire him.Here we have a 28 page thread slamming a 1.25 million guy who has yet to play a game as a pen and a general manager who’s won a cup for you twice and there’s Crickets concerning the 9 million guy who’s a playoff no factor. A guy that has been deemed untradeable by contract, ownership and fans.
The focus of the keyboard experts is hypocritical and misguided. Playing checkers not chess.
Here we go with the but but but he won a cup. JR made awesome moves in 2015 and 2016, but he’s been terrible since July 2017. He’s living off past success, and only has a job because ownership is too cheap to fire him.
This signing was okay if you analyze it by itself, but we keep throwing crap at the wall, hoping for reclamation projects to figure themselves out. Our bottom six is beyond useless, this move was unnecessary.
;(
You’re the one posting on a message board using Mark Madden lingo.