It's becoming nearly impossible to have a reasonable discussion about the coach on this forum.
It's Torts system man! He hates offense! He doesn't want us to score goals. JAM JAM JAM. He loves Boyle, even though he scratches him, and Bickel...even though he was waived.... but JAM JAM JAM.
And he was mean to Sean Avery! He hates offense, nobody can score under his system! Gaborik will never score 40 goals under...oh...wait...right. Well he doesn't coach offense! We heard him say it once! Just look at the past few seasons, where we've been last in goal scoring consis..tent...ly. Oh. um....
Well it's not like we did terrifically last ye-. Well at least we had a full training ca-. It's not like less than a year ago he was a Jack Adams finalist or anything!
Wait. Really?
Hmm. He's a clown? If I say that enough it has to be true, right? WHAT IF I TYPE IT IN ALL CAPS?
CLOWN!.
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We're all so sad and distressed.
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