Meh. An aging Kane.
The only reason he's not going to Buffalo is the fact that he couldn't crack that lineup. Not now. This isn't 2009 Patrick Kane. He'll be a shell of himself.
So Buffalo doesn't want him and some of you guys are penciling him in for the first line. Yeah I don't think so.
Sure, sign Kane. F*ck it. While you're at it, see if you can pay Claude Lemieux enough to give up the agent thing and drive the Zamboni. Maybe when Crosby retires we can give him millions of dollars to scrub the urinals.
Gross. Someone up above said they like mayo on a hot dog, and signing Kane would be slightly more gross than that, even with the psychosexual implications of it.