Maybe I missed it because I haven't read through all the threads, but if any of you have posted an actual defense of these moves, with reasons why the Pens fans and the statistics shouldn't be believed, I'd really love to hear it. So far all I'm hearing is "but it's better than last year!"
I think you missed the joke. I thought it was obvious that my comment was a slightly veiled Simpsons reference (what with your Futurama username) intended to poke fun at those taking your post too seriously. I guess the irony here is that the board in your butt has a board in its butt, too.
As for the moves and comments in other threads, I questioned the lack of any ATTEMPT at communication with Ehrhoff and challenged the notion that his decision to go to the Pens was set based on criteria we had no chance of countering. We didn't even TRY. And I can surmise as to why...
I have suggested there would be a Reirden connection and that Niskanen and Orpik would be coming our way, half-joking that maybe getting Reirden was part of a tin-foil hat plan to get those two on the cheap (Ha!). Given what I believe is a pattern of nepotism and preference for familiarity in the Caps organization filtering down from Ted and DP I was not surprised at all by these moves, and upon seeing the Orpik specifics I was even more firmly convinced that they had those two targeted all along and maybe made token overtures to other players, if at all.
But, since the meltdown vs Tampa over 10 years ago, pre-firesale, I've been banging the drum to restore the SC Finals quality defense we used to have. I have been saying in recent years that this team needs TWO top four defensemen before it's a Cup contender. It has been one of my main complaints regarding GMGM...that he has not valued defensemen or defense IN GENERAL enough to pay for it. I have also said you have to overpay at times to get the right pieces because that's how the market looks to those watching it blow by. So I applaud the willingness of the new-ish regime to open up the coffers and throw some coin at defense.
BUT BUT BUT...wtf on the Orpik numbers? It's not just people here on this board questioning it. It's the entire hockey world. It's a clear overpayment, which would be OK if quality is what you're paying for. And with Orpik there are a lot of questions that make both the length and salary seem potentially ridiculous.
So it's good that they finally tried to make the right moves. But the actual details of the moves deserve some skepticism.
Like most things in life the situation is complex enough that you can get part of what you want and part of what you don't want. This looks like a mixed result that needs to be evaluated down the line. If we hoist a Cup in 2-3 years and Orpik and Niskanen contribute, few should care much about these contracts until the time comes to move on.
...since you asked.