GDT: Oilers@Stars - 7:30PM - Darnell Does Dallas

[BoldNewLettuce]

Geez, how tall is Yam's dad? Yam looks like a giant next to him.

I was going to say the same.

By process of extrapolation if Yamamoto has a kid he will be 6 feet tall. unless its exponential in which case---god help us all.

 

[RipsADrive]

A 1260 guest was mentioning how he liked playing away games against teams around Christmas as they were often unfocused with all the stuff happening at home around holiday season.

Guess we can hope for that.

 

[K1984]

A 1260 guest was mentioning how he liked playing away games against teams around Christmas as they were often unfocused with all the stuff happening at home around holiday season.

Guess we can hope for that.

Sounds a lot like me at the office this week.

 

[94 Oil Drops]

Not sure how anybody can live there when they got shit that can kill you like crocs, sharks, spiders, snakes, etc.
Edmonton may be cold AF during the winter, but I'd rather deal with just the cold than the critters they have, haha.

Yeah it's nice not worrying about things outside that can kill you. One thing I will say... Renting in this city without access to a parkade or garage is f***ing terrible. We have 2 older cars and when we try to start them in this cold, they don't. Not even with a block heater. It's been so bad that my dad felt sorry enough for us to the point where he let us borrow his much newer Nissan for the week while he took one of our cars to keep warm in his garage! God bless him. lol

 

[Cloned]

Hehe, I'd rather live here than Australia though.
The snakes and the kind of spiders they have? No thanks.
Nothing grosses me out more imagining waking up and seeing a huge huntsman spider casually chilling on the wall near me. f*** that.

Huntsman is preferable tbh. Most of the bigger spiders are. It’s the small, highly venemous ones that suck because a) you can’t see them until it’s too late and b) their bites can actually kill you.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Huntsman is preferable tbh. Most of the bigger spiders are. It’s the small, highly venemous ones that suck because a) you can’t see them until it’s too late and b) their bites can actually kill you.

Yup. Have to be very careful gardening down there.

 

[McAsuno]

Huntsman is preferable tbh. Most of the bigger spiders are. It’s the small, highly venemous ones that suck because a) you can’t see them until it’s too late and b) their bites can actually kill you.

I have arachnophobia regardless so any spiders makes me want to gag

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

I have arachnophobia regardless so any spiders makes me want to gag

 

[Cloned]

I have arachnophobia regardless so any spiders makes me want to gag

Don’t let @Bryanbryoil know lol

Yup. Have to be very careful gardening down there.

Or even putting your shoes on. Those f***ers hide everywhere. I’d get a nervous breakdown just from checking the sheets every night before bedtime lol.

 

[OddManRush]

Oilers are in tough tonight. Only a .309 pts% all-time at American Airlines Center

 

[Bryanbryoil]

Don’t let @Bryanbryoil know lol


Or even putting your shoes on. Those f***ers hide everywhere. I’d get a nervous breakdown just from checking the sheets every night before bedtime lol.

Did somebody say cane spiders?

 

[TopShelfGloveSide]

I have arachnophobia regardless so any spiders makes me want to gag

Yeah when my wife makes me take spiders out I put on a brave face but inside I’m shitting my pants.

 

[Cloned]

Did somebody say cane spiders?

 

[Bryanbryoil]

As for the thread title, more like Dallas does Darnell. I can't imagine that he'll be the giver and not the taker tonight.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Huntsman is preferable tbh. Most of the bigger spiders are. It’s the small, highly venemous ones that suck because a) you can’t see them until it’s too late and b) their bites can actually kill you.

So you die of a heart attack being surprised/shocked by a giant spider "with a leg span up to one feet long" and the coroner says at least it wasn't death by venom...

jebus this thing is like a Science fiction nightmare. Little solace that the Venom doesn't exactly kill you, just scares the life out of you and causes severe swelling which you may or may not notice...

Up to one feet. holy crap. I'll never visit Australia or the region.

These people are nuts. Theres like whole tribes of people on "facebook" that take pictures with Huntsman spiders on their face. I didn't want to know this

 

[Cloned]

Yeah when my wife makes me take spiders out I put on a brave face but inside I’m shitting my pants.

Just tell her some jazz about the circle of life and how useful spiders actually are

 

[Cloned]

So you die of a heart attack being surprised/shocked by a giant spider "with a leg span up to one feet long" and the coroner says at least it wasn't death by venom...

jebus this thing is like a Science fiction nightmare. Little solace that the Venom doesn't exactly kill you, just scares the life out of you and causes severe swelling which you may or may not notice...

Up to one feet. holy crap. I'll never visit Australia or the region.

At least you can see it beforehand and figure out a way to get rid of it (maybe call for help…)

The funnel web spiders in Sydney and little f***ers like the brown recluse here just love to hide in clothing, shoes, bedding…basically anything humans will eventually touch. Then they bite you with deadly venom and you don’t even know what hit you.

 

[brentashton]

Combine’s the worst of Oilers coaching.

Training camp and loves to hear himself talk like Eakins.
Player regression like TMac.
Systems like Tippett.

In his final NHL stop like Hitchcock?

 

[Drivesaitl]

At least you can see it beforehand and figure out a way to get rid of it (maybe call for help…)

The funnel web spiders in Sydney and little f***ers like the brown recluse here just love to hide in clothing, shoes, bedding…basically anything humans will eventually touch. Then they bite you with deadly venom and you don’t even know what hit you.

Not native to Alberta from what I see. Worry more about Black Widow spiders which can be here.

 

[Cloned]

Not native to Alberta from what I see. Worry more about Black Widow spiders which can be here.

Whoops, yeah got them confused.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Whoops, yeah got them confused.

Even though nature put a red hourglass on them to remind anything to stay clear. lol I kind of like when nature alerts to danger by some kind of signage. Red hourglass signalling the time between sting and.....

 

[brentashton]

I was going to say the same.

By process of extrapolation if Yamamoto has a kid he will be 6 feet tall. unless its exponential in which case---god help us all.

How so? Is he banging a tall supermodel?

 

[Cloned]

Even though nature put a red hourglass on them to remind anything to stay clear. lol I kind of like when nature alerts to danger by some kind of signage. Red hourglass signalling the time between sting and.....

Kinda amazing that nature replicated a man made shape tbh. One of those things that makes you wonder just how connected the universe really is.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Me after watching the Oilers tonight

 

[Cloned]

How so? Is he banging a tall supermodel?

The chances of this are higher than you think.