GDT: Oilers@Stars - 7:30PM - Darnell Does Dallas

[Jimmi McJenkins]

Some of the dads

 

[BlackDogg]

If mcdavid and drai don't get at least 3 points each we lose

They are coaching the game so might be tough

 

[McAsuno]

Drake betting on Dallas?

I might put all my savings into that

Well he bet on Argentina to win, so maybe Drake's finally having lady luck by his side.
That being said, I'd be surprised we even remotely win against the stars. Incoming Robertson or Hintz hat trick and of course seeing Pavelski score on us like the usual.

 

[ZJuice]

Holloway's been buzzing for the past 3 games, and Woody still refuses to promote him to the 1st or 2nd line while giving him as less minutes compared to the abysmal Devin 'Belanger 2.0' Shore.

hey! At least Belanger could win a faceoff. 54.9% with us. Shore has 49.4%

 

[Cloned]

Some of the dads

Yams is taller than his dad!

Also Ceci’s dad is basically just him digitally aged twenty years lol

 

[Oilhawks]

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[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

 

[CupofOil]

Well, everybody thought they'd beat Anaheim so now that everybody is counting them out at Dallas, they'll win tonight.....

Eh, who am I kidding? They're toast.

 

[joestevens29]

Some of the dads

Geez, how tall is Yam's dad? Yam looks like a giant next to him.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Why the f*** is it so cold?

-34 with a windchill of -46.

f*** off.

Dark almost all the time too. You forgot that one. I'm here to help.

The reframe is it means more time to view purty Christmas lights

 

[tardigrade81]

Won’t be awake for this one

Something tells me that’s ok lol

 

[xoczar99ox]

@CROTT

Or is going to be Dallas does Darnell???

 

[gordonhught]

Won’t be awake for this one

Something tells me that’s ok lol

Did you get that job?

 

[Wretched Oil]

If at first it dont succeed, try try try try try try try try again, just like our breakout and forecheck systems.

Definition of insanity is the Oilers coaching for the past f***ing decade.

Maybe its you

 

[TopShelfGloveSide]

Why the f*** is it so cold?

-34 with a windchill of -46.

f*** off.

Yah this is BS. I don’t mind winter but this is out of control.

 

[McAsuno]

Yah this is BS. I don’t mind winter but this is out of control.

Apparently we're colder than the Artic right now.
My buddy's coming back from Cancun tomorrow. He's f***ed.

 

[dssource]

Woody refusing to split McDrai...jeez! And 30+ games into the season and we're still an absolute tire fire in our own zone and can barely kill a penalty. We're very lucky to be where we are in the standings.

Been a shitty day and week. Could really use a W for the Oil tonight, especially with the late start.

 

[TB12]

Apparently we're colder than the Artic right now.
My buddy's coming back from Cancun tomorrow. He's f***ed.

With how flights are going he'll be lucky to be back in time for Christmas lol

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Maybe its you

 

[McAsuno]

With how flights are going he'll be lucky to be back in time for Christmas lol

Luckily he's not landing in Vancouver which I've heard is the worst thing right now.
At least my partner's aunt will be flying from Nanaimo's airport to come here for Christmas, instead of Van's main airport so hopefully there's no issue there lol.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Apparently we're colder than the Artic right now.
My buddy's coming back from Cancun tomorrow. He's f***ed.

Reminds me of a g/f I had who was from Australia once upon a time. She arrived in Feb and it was +40 when she left there and -40 when she landed here.

She arrived wearing sandals and couldn’t wait to walk in the snow.

1.3 seconds of that and she was ready to fly back home.

 

[McAsuno]

Reminds me of a g/f I had who was from Australia once upon a time. She arrived in Feb and it was +40 when she left there and -40 when she landed here.

She arrived wearing sandals and couldn’t wait to walk in the snow.

1.3 seconds of that and she was ready to fly back home.

Hehe, I'd rather live here than Australia though.
The snakes and the kind of spiders they have? No thanks.
Nothing grosses me out more imagining waking up and seeing a huge huntsman spider casually chilling on the wall near me. f*** that.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Hehe, I'd rather live here than Australia though.
The snakes and the kind of spiders they have? No thanks.
Nothing grosses me out more imagining waking up and seeing a huge huntsman spider casually chilling on the wall near me. f*** that.

I was warned to check the shower heads for those things before I got into the shower and turned the water on at my buddies place in a suburb of Melbourne. One morning there was this big bastard sitting on the shower head and I damn near had a heart attack.

Lots of disgusting bug stories in the memory banks as we drove our minivan across Western Australia and the interior.

 

[BlackDogg]

Or "You get what you pay for"

 

[McAsuno]

I was warned to check the shower heads for those things before I got into the shower and turned the water on at my buddies place in a suburb of Melbourne. One morning there was this big bastard sitting on the shower head and I damn near had a heart attack.

Lots of disgusting bug stories in the memory banks as we drove our minivan across Western Australia and the interior.

Not sure how anybody can live there when they got shit that can kill you like crocs, sharks, spiders, snakes, etc.
Edmonton may be cold AF during the winter, but I'd rather deal with just the cold than the critters they have, haha.