Oh alright so the scheme of dropping the puck into a no man's land by a defenseman skating out the zone and taking like 30 seconds off their own PP while trying to just break out their own zone is not the tactic that screws their PP?
Here's a suggestion for you. Go find an empty room, make a cardboard cutout, and have a discussion with it.. that way you can make up both sides of the argument from thin air, because it seems to be what you prefer doing. Anyway, good chat, have a good rest of your day.