Central division
I feel like there would be so much material if she just looked at the history. With the border joke I thought for sure they'd go into the fact that the Avalanche and the Stars used to be in Canada.
Some easy jokes:
1) Nashville has no cup, non-traditional market
2) Minnesota's relocation history, Parise/Suter contracts, firing their GM <1 year, historically known for trap hockey...
3) Colorado used to be in Quebec, Lindros trade, "gifted" a cup, lucky trades, antics of Roy/Lemieux/Duchene, a penchant for Swedes...
4) St.Louis lost three straight SCF, unimpressive all-time leaders, shenanigans last year with the cup run...
5) Stars used to be in Minnesota, recent lack of success, 1999 controversy, Belfour, owner controversy...
6) Chicago has struggled recently, long history of failure, contracts of Toews/Seabrook, constantly trading players, firing Quenneville, "gifted" picks...
7) Jets relocation history (moved from Atlanta, folding of previous Winnipeg team), small market (no wifi jokes), lack of success, Laine controversies...