Captain Dave Poulin
Imaginary Cat
Welcome To The 20/21 Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot, PHASE TEN! Part One!
We have made it all the way through nine incredible phases and are ready to get serious. I told you I wasn’t going to let this ever end, and I meant it. PHASE 10! is sure to be the best of the lot, because we don’t have to pick any stupid, STUPID hockey players. That doesn’t mean that we are done doing that forever - I have the most nefarious plan to re-introduce that shit into the proceedings, but you’ll just have to wait and tremble in fear until I drop that bomb on your unsuspecting asses.
To inspire you to make good decisions, here is one of my favorite songs.
“This scar is a fleck on my porcelain skin, tried to reach deep, but you couldn’t get in …”
There will be danger around every corner, but for now, all we have to worry about is the important rational stuff. So without further doo doo …
IMPORTANT RATIONAL STUFF
- Team Pizza - you pick the pizza maker and the toppings, but multiple people can have the same toppings. Let’s say someone picks Little Ceasars pepperoni - no one else can pick Little Ceasars, but we can (and should) all have pepperoni. You can have as many toppings as you want. This is the only pizza you will ever be able to eat for all of eternity, so pick wisely. No Duplicates, so if someone has picked a pizza place already, it is off the board.
- Team Minor League Goal Song - just like the other goal song, but for your minor-league team.
- Team Beat Writer - No Duplicates. Otherwise, go crazy.
- Team Film Director - No Duplicates, so if they were part of someone’s movie franchise or TV show selection, they are off the board. If they were part of your own selection in those categories, you can take them.
- Team Helmet Sponsor - exactly like the Flyers’ excellent head sponsor. Pick a company whose logo your lid will sport.
- Team Composer(s) - No Duplicates. Otherwise, pick a composer who composes music. If it is two people who are known to always work as a pair, that’s fine, but any more than that would be obnoxious and make me cut a bitch, so don’t make me cut a bitch.
- Team Fashion Statement - this is the look your organization is known for. I have a very firm idea of what mine is, and I am sure some other people do, so if you have a hard time seeing this, maybe wait until one of us picks in this category to get an idea. Remember that I have to abbreviate the f***ing thing to fit in the boxes, but you can have anything you can think of, within reason. There will be some overlap in this one, and that’s fine, so long as there aren’t exact complete duplicates of outfits.
- Team Explorer - this was ajgoal’s awesome idea, and I have been looking forward to it ever since. This is going to be fun. No Duplicates, but there is room to use your imagination and be creative if you want. Note that I am not declaring that it has to be a real person, living or dead.
- Team Chef - you have to pick one of these pricks. I hate them all.
- Team Fruit - Florida Man gave us this one. We all just pick a f***ing fruit. Easy.
- Team Soundtrack/Score - another one that is straightforward. It has to be a soundtrack or score as opposed to an album that you “consider to be a score” or some shit. Can't be the soundtrack or score from a Movie Franchise already taken.
- Team Wildcard/Maximum Chaos II - same as before, but a second one.
Remember: “Chaos” is not the same thing as “Havoc.” Engage in the former, not the latter. We have a whole ton of stuff left over for PHASE ELEVEN! so don’t worry if categories you wanted aren’t in here - I will champion them later with the boss.
For the first round, we will give everyone 12 hours to get revved up again - for all the succeeding rounds, it will be six hours. The daily clock starts at 8 a.m. and ends at 10 p.m., all times Eastern. This is a MONGOOSE DRAFT, which is the same functionally as a snake draft, but isn’t named after the turboc*** of the animal world.
Don't forget to tag the next person in your pick post AND send a PM.
DRAFT ORDER
Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
Flytimmo - Boston FlyTimmos
CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Desert Ducks
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
Striiker - Allentown Attack
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks
Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge
Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
Rebels57 - Portland Fog
Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
Flytimmo - Boston FlyTimmos
CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Desert Ducks
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
Striiker - Allentown Attack
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks
Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge
Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
Rebels57 - Portland Fog
DON’T FORGET TO STOCK UP FOR CHRISTMAS WITH QUACKVERSE MERCH AND/OR SWAG!
RIVALRIES
| HOST | RIVAL | |
| Allentown Attack | vs | New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins |
| Boston FlyTimmos | vs | Los Angeles Whalers |
| Chicago Chimpanzees | vs | Las Vegas Desert Ducks |
| Honolulu Ghibli | vs | Florida Methgators |
| Jacksonville Methgators | vs | Tampa Bay FireSticks |
| Las Vegas Desert Ducks | vs | Providence Platypi |
| Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha! | vs | Boston FlyTimmos |
| Los Angeles Whalers | vs | New York M.A.D. Cats |
| Montreal Sexpos | vs | Quebec Lapins |
| New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins | vs | Allentown Attack |
| New York M.A.D. Cats | vs | Montreal Sexpos |
| Philadelphia Villains | vs | New York M.A.D. Cats |
| Portland Fog | vs | St. Paul Stay Pufts |
| Providence Platypi | vs | Las Vegas Desert Ducks |
| Quebec Lapins | vs | Montreal Sexpos |
| Seattle Sockeyes | vs | Vancouver Beavers |
| St. Paul Stay Pufts | vs | Quebec Lapins |
| Tampa Bay FireSticks | vs | Jacksonville Methgators |
| Vancouver Beavers | vs | Seattle Sockeyes |
| Virginia Beach Surge | vs | St. Paul Stay Pufts |
NO NAMING NAMES, NO PICK TIPPING, NO ICE CREAM BANTER, NO TWITCH SHIT, SNITCHES GET STITCHES!
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