NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE SEVEN! Part Two!

[pit]

Hopefully @Striiker hasn't gone to bed yet.

 

[Hurricane28]

Urban Legend: Slender man

Team Chain Restaurant:

Chili's

 

[ajgoal]

I would like to go to Hawaii

It's pretty great.

 

[mja]

Team official kid rock song.
I’m willing to share my official musician Artist. You all have to choose one of his songs.
You’re welcome everyone.

Another eye-roll category. Great.

 

[BiggE]

Team official kid rock song.
I’m willing to share my official musician Artist. You all have to choose one of his songs.
You’re welcome everyone.

This is even more defective than your lordship

 

[BiggE]

Hopefully @Striiker hasn't gone to bed yet.

 

[Young Sandwich]

The Honolulu Ghibli select as their Team Chain Restaurant......Roy's.

Here in the Ghibli front office, we don't feel particularly associated with any one chain. We don't really eat fast food; we don't have our dine-in destination. So, in the interest of team fit, we choose Roy's of Hawaii -- a high-end chain with 20-odd spots on the islands and the mainland. Their founder, Roy Yamaguchi, is a James Beard winner and his restaurants are geared towards a Japanese and Hawaiian fusion. Now, if that's not appropriate for the Honolulu Ghibli, what is? Have I eaten there? I have not. I've never even been to Hawaii. But the Quackverse is about risks!

@Lord Defect -- I'm scared

There used to be one in Center City. It was honestly just ok and is now defunct. Make of that information what you will.

 

[Striiker]

Hopefully @Striiker hasn't gone to bed yet.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I DIDNT KNOW

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Welcome to the fourth-last gameday of the Earth Prime season, Dong Platoon.

We start the day with Kid Rocksforbrains, but I have his pick and I'll post it in a minute, then it's @JojoTheWhale, then @Young Sandwich, then @Hollywood Couturier, then @mja, then @GKJ.

I have the categories and the draft order ready for PHASE 8! and I'll launch it after this one is done, probably later today. We are picking our fourth line and fourth pair of Current Players, so that means:

LW
C
RW
D
D

No more goalies, thank goodness. For now. Make sure you give your list a look on the spreadsheet and see if I am still missing anything. I am going to go perform my morning ablutions, but I left the shop open in case you have an acrylic block emergency.

 

[BiggE]

Welcome to the fourth-last gameday of the Earth Prime season, Dong Platoon.

We start the day with Kid Rocksforbrains, but I have his pick and I'll post it in a minute, then it's @JojoTheWhale, then @Young Sandwich, then @Hollywood Couturier, then @mja, then @GKJ.

I have the categories and the draft order ready for PHASE 8! and I'll launch it after this one is done, probably later today. We are picking our fourth line and fourth pair of Current Players, so that means:

LW
C
RW
D
D

No more goalies, thank goodness. For now. Make sure you give your list a look on the spreadsheet and see if I am still missing anything. I am going to go perform my morning ablutions, but I left the shop open in case you have an acrylic block emergency.

JFC, I have to find 5 more imbeciles?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Lord Defect Numbnuts is taking:

D Dan Girardi

@JojoTheWhale

 

[BiggE]

@Lord Defect Numbnuts is taking:

D Dan Girardi

@JojoTheWhale

He is defective, solid pick

 

[mja]

JFC, I have to find 5 more imbeciles?

I wasn't expecting a 4th defensive pair! I'm completely unprepared for this and it upsets my carefully laid plans. I know you feel exactly the same.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If you have an in-house clothier, you need someone who can deliver the classics flawlessly while keeping them updated to modern tastes. I thought about going with something more utilitarian, but we’ve got plenty of room on our Worldship for dry cleaners. Plus we’re in New York, so there’s an expectation of name recognition. Therefore it has to be Brioni.

@Young Sandwich Please select your next fish.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Please excuse my tardiness. I was completely shook when @JojoTheWhale used his clothing company as a front to post a picture of a guy who is almost definitely a cannibal. Weird flex, but ok.

The Sexpos will be going in a different direction with their Team Apparel Provider. Some of you may know this company through all the collegeboys and ditsy girls you might see sporting the logo as they completely douche it up around town. Though it goes to show you just how far this company's reach really goes, the true OG's know they are much more than that. They make high quality, durable goods for any outdoor occasion. They care about how their processes effect the environment and consistently give back to earth preservation and restoration charities. Their mission statement says it all: "we are in business to save our home planet." As an avid outdoorsman (shocking, I know), and one who has first hand experience with this brand's truly intended uses, it will be a pleasure to get all this stuff for free now. They have a giant line specifically made for fly fishing, so it's a match made in heaven.

Team Apparel Provider - Patagonia

Get after it, @Hollywood Couturier

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Please excuse my tardiness. I was completely shook when @JojoTheWhale used his clothing company as a front to post a picture of a guy who is almost definitely a cannibal. Weird flex, but ok.

The Sexpos will be going in a different direction with their Team Apparel Provider. Some of you may know this company through all the collegeboys and ditsy girls you might see sporting the logo as they completely douche it up around town. Though it goes to show you just how far this company's reach really goes, the true OG's know they are much more than that. They make high quality, durable goods for any outdoor occasion. They care about how their processes effect the environment and consistently give back to earth preservation and restoration charities. Their mission statement says it all: "we are in business to save our home planet." As an avid outdoorsman (shocking, I know), and one who has first hand experience with this brand's truly intended uses, it will be a pleasure to get all this stuff for free now. They have a giant line specifically made for fly fishing, so it's a match made in heaven.

Team Apparel Provider - Patagonia

Get after it, @Hollywood Couturier

1) We don't kink shame here and 2) he definitely did it on purpose. Jojo was the real huge perv here all along!

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Well the Las Vegas Desert Ducks come to their final pick of Phase Seven and realize that there are plenty of better Urban Myth's out there but we had to stay true to our roots in case these urban myth's actually do become reality in the Mega/Quackverse...

With that said the Las Vegas Desert Ducks are proud to select as our Team Urban Myth... Walt Disney's Body Being Cryogenically Frozen. We look forward to this becoming a reality and will welcome Walt back to the forefront of his company and kick Bob Cheapek (amirite, @Cody Webster) to the curb.

Sco Ducks.
Sco Walt.

@mja you're up.

 

[mja]

Team Apparel

We here at NJFZ headquarters struggled with this category to an unreasonable extent. That’s because Head of Non-Hockey Ops mja is a cheap bastard who buys most of his staid wardrobe at [Ranch] at 40% discounts, or else is dressed by his wife like some kind of aging Ken Doll. Other things we wear, like New Balance & Under Armour, were taken off of the board already. For a moment, we thought about going super high end and selecting something like [Ranch], but that’s really just not who we are. Instead, we’re going to go with a disastrously notalgia-inspired acid-washed choice, one that has surprisingly made a bit of an unironic comeback among Gen Z in recent years.

That’s right, the NJFZ Official Apparel provider is Z. Cavaricci.

Yes, we’re going back to the bountiful pleats, inexplicable straps, strange flaps, and superfluous buttons of mja’s early teen years. In high school we had to dress formally, and for a time my outfit consisted of Z. Cavs with matching jacket & polyester skinny ties.

I don’t know if this is a good idea, but I do know that we will look like no other club out there, and as far as team owner Sami Kapanen is concerned, if it was good enough for AC Slater, it’s good enough for the Flying Zeppelins.

We can’t wait to see what they do for our track / flight suits.

@GKJ, it is time

 

[Young Sandwich]

1) We don't kink shame here and 2) he definitely did it on purpose. Jojo was the real huge perv here all along!

No shaming intended, just a very revealing post by my man Jojo that made me question everything. You think you know a guy and then he just drops a bomb on you like that and changes the entire fabric of your reality. Just need some time to adjust, that's all.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good Lord @mja, that's terrible

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Please excuse my tardiness. I was completely shook when @JojoTheWhale used his clothing company as a front to post a picture of a guy who is almost definitely a cannibal. Weird flex, but ok.

The Sexpos will be going in a different direction with their Team Apparel Provider. Some of you may know this company through all the collegeboys and ditsy girls you might see sporting the logo as they completely douche it up around town. Though it goes to show you just how far this company's reach really goes, the true OG's know they are much more than that. They make high quality, durable goods for any outdoor occasion. They care about how their processes effect the environment and consistently give back to earth preservation and restoration charities. Their mission statement says it all: "we are in business to save our home planet." As an avid outdoorsman (shocking, I know), and one who has first hand experience with this brand's truly intended uses, it will be a pleasure to get all this stuff for free now. They have a giant line specifically made for fly fishing, so it's a match made in heaven.

Team Apparel Provider - Patagonia

Get after it, @Hollywood Couturier

Wait, what? Who's a cannibal?!

 

[Young Sandwich]

Wait, what? Who's a cannibal?!

Your clothing company's muse (Armie Hammer) has some pretty intensely shocking allegations against him. His fetishes make the Sexpos look like nuns in comparison.

 

[mja]

Good Lord @mja, that's terrible

A total disaster you might say! I can't wait to see our players dressed in Z. Cav tracksuits with sabots on their feet. Should really put them in the right mindset to tackle the stupidity of both life and hockey.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Wait, what? Who's a cannibal?!

I don't know who is a cannibal, but I wasn't that surprised you took Bronies to be your apparel provider - I knew all that criticism was just a smokescreen.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Your clothing company's muse (Armie Hammer) has some pretty intensely shocking allegations against him. His fetishes make the Sexpos look like nuns in comparison.

I have absolutely no idea who that is.

What a horrible name too.