NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE SEVEN! Part Two!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

There's a Facebook movie? Why would anyone make a Facebook movie? A choad started a website and turned it into malware. There's the story. Congrats on the two hours you saved.

1. I didn't actually make the movie, so it isn't my fault.
2. I already watched it, so it's too late

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You left out the purpose of that website! To vote on which girl is hotter and rank them!

The Danish version of that is fire, or was in 2003. FIRE.

 

[BernieParent]

"To complete this seventh round of franchise-building drafts, the Tampa Bay FireSticks select, as their Future Draft Category Outdoor Game Location (real or fictional). We would like to go ahead and make this selection in advance to announce that we will be holding the FireSticks' first annual outdoor classic on a ranch."

To @Strawberry Fields.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale don't let em get to you, you're doing great

I knew who Justin Timberlake was. I am content with that and I thank you for the kind words.

 

[mja]

Who the hell is Sean Parker?

I hope you're all beginning to understand how proud I feel when I get a pop culture reference.

I feel like you should know who Sean Parker is though, aka the Napster dude.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I knew who Justin Timberlake was. I am content with that and I thank you for the kind words.

Did you know who he was before the Super Bowl halftime show?

 

[BiggE]

"To complete this seventh round of franchise-building drafts, the Tampa Bay FireSticks select, as their Future Draft Category Outdoor Game Location (real or fictional). We would like to go ahead and make this selection in advance to announce that we will be holding the FireSticks' first annual outdoor classic on a ranch."

To @Strawberry Fields.

Um, I think I’m up next, no?

 

[Rebels57]

"To complete this seventh round of franchise-building drafts, the Tampa Bay FireSticks select, as their Future Draft Category Outdoor Game Location (real or fictional). We would like to go ahead and make this selection in advance to announce that we will be holding the FireSticks' first annual outdoor classic on a ranch."

To @Strawberry Fields.

Awesome pick El Bernardo

 

[BiggE]

Did you know who he was before the Super Bowl halftime show?

I knew but I truly didn’t give a f***

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Um, I think I’m up next, no?

Yes, please go. I have a stacked meeting day starting in 10 minutes.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Did you know who he was before the Super Bowl halftime show?

That was the nipple one.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yes, please go. I have a stacked meeting day starting in 10 minutes.

Dump it with me if you want.

 

[BernieParent]

Um, I think I’m up next, no?

Sorry, Big, you're right. I saw your mention, which summoned me, and thought you had made the previous pick. To you, then, fine sir ... I mean, you dastardly rival team owner!

 

[BiggE]

Hard to believe this all time great is still available, but we are mildly pleased that he is. So, the Jacksonville Methgators are not particularly unhappy to select center Alex Delvecchio!

Alexander Peter "Fats" Delvecchio (born December 4, 1931) is a Canadian former professional ice hockey player, coach, and general manager who spent his entire National Hockey League (NHL) career with the Detroit Red Wings. In a playing career that lasted 24 seasons, Delvecchio played in 1,549 games, recording 1,281 points. At the time of his retirement, he was second in NHL history in games played, assists and points. He won the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy for sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct three times, and helped the Red Wings win the Stanley Cup three times.

Delvecchio's 1,549 games with the Red Wings is one of only three to play at least 1,500 games with one team (the other two, Steve Yzerman and Nicklas Lidström, also played for the Red Wings). Immediately after retiring in 1973, Delvecchio was named head coach of the team and was also named the team's general manager in 1974, serving in both roles until 1977. Delvecchio was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1977, and in 2017 was named one of the "100 Greatest NHL Players" in history.

Can we now get back to selecting stuff other than stupid hockey players?

@CanadianFlyer88 do that thing we do

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Did you know who he was before the Super Bowl halftime show?

I worked on the boardwalk in the summer of 2000. Every word to the N SYNC and Backstreet Boys singles are seared into my memory by brute force.

In a stunning twist, I do not watch the Super Bowl.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I worked on the boardwalk in the summer of 2000. Every word to the N SYNC and Backstreet Boys singles are seared into my memory by brute force.

In a stunning twist, I do not watch the Super Bowl.

You watched the Eagles damnit. I'm pretty certain you've admitted to that one.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Dump it with me if you want.

No write up for this one, so it could be short and sweet.

I've still got 8 minutes before I go dark for a few hours.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hard to believe this all time great is still available, but we are mildly pleased that he is. So, the Jacksonville Methgators are not particularly unhappy to select center Alex Delvecchio!
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Alexander Peter "Fats" Delvecchio (born December 4, 1931) is a Canadian former professional ice hockey player, coach, and general manager who spent his entire National Hockey League (NHL) career with the Detroit Red Wings. In a playing career that lasted 24 seasons, Delvecchio played in 1,549 games, recording 1,281 points. At the time of his retirement, he was second in NHL history in games played, assists and points. He won the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy for sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct three times, and helped the Red Wings win the Stanley Cup three times.

Delvecchio's 1,549 games with the Red Wings is one of only three to play at least 1,500 games with one team (the other two, Steve Yzerman and Nicklas Lidström, also played for the Red Wings). Immediately after retiring in 1973, Delvecchio was named head coach of the team and was also named the team's general manager in 1974, serving in both roles until 1977. Delvecchio was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1977, and in 2017 was named one of the "100 Greatest NHL Players" in history.

Can we now get back to selecting stuff other than stupid hockey players?

@CanadianFlyer88 do that thing we do

He's mine already.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The Seattle Sockeyes select as a future draft category, Team motto.

@Rebels57, finish this phase off!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

No write up for this one, so it could be short and sweet.

I've still got 8 minutes before I go dark for a few hours.

You could just post it - he's picking a player and you aren't.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

You could just post it - he's picking a player and you aren't.

See above.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You watched the Eagles damnit. I'm pretty certain you've admitted to that one.

Oh yes,of course. Other than the Eagles, the last one I watched was the Santonio Holmes catch. They just take too damn long.

I also heavily bet the KC Money Line at Halftime two years ago without watching the game. You could be thinking of that.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Dudes lined shorts are the best thing ever. They have built in compressions shorts basically, like tennis shorts. Like a hammock for your nutsack. Absolutely amazing

I'm about to blow your mind. Have you ever heard of, stay with me here, boxer briefs? It's the same concept but you can wear them with any type of shorts/pants/skirt your heart desires.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

You could just post it - he's picking a player and you aren't.

If I pick early in Phase 8, just skip me. I'll probably be back online around Earth Prime game time.

 

[BiggE]

He's mine already.

Damn, I even looked and didn’t see him on the spreadsheet. Oh well, honestly I was surprised that he was still available. I’ll have a replacement shortly