NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE EIGHT! Part One!

[DancingPanther]

Well f***

 

[DancingPanther]

Going with Calle Jarnkrok. @BiggE is still up

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I actually had a plan for this one! Dylan Holloway! Dylan Holloway! @BiggE do it

lolz

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Good morning, frank nonsense and murk.

Did you see that Battle for Florida stupidity last night? Yeah, THAT is why we are bouncing off this lid and heading for another trash can. I don't know what that was that those two were playing - I just know that it isn't anything like what we were. It's hard to enjoy it when you realize how far behind, how adrift we are. It's also hard to enjoy because hockey is stupid.

We start the day with @BiggE on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, and @Rebels57 with a pair on the lido deck before we bounce back up the order. If you have make-up picks to make, go ahead and make them, but if you find yourself making up picks every single round of this f***ing thing, maybe try to plan ahead just a tiny fraction of a little bit so it doesn't constantly happen.

 

[BiggE]

Can’t think this early but thankfully we only have stupid hockey players left to choose so thinking really isn’t required.

We’ll take center Sam Steel. He will also being doing double duty as a private detective just in case 1930s era San Francisco exists in the Quackverse

@CanadianFlyer88 , have at it

 

[Hurricane28]

Thank you for the birthday wishes. To catchup, Surge select D Brenden Dillon

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

For our MISL team, we'll take the appropriately named and appropriately alliterative, San Diego Sockers. As they're already on the west coast, we'll leave them be in Southern California.

Wikipedia tells me they are the most successful indoor soccer franchise, with 10 championships and missed the playoffs only once in their history.

Edit: apologies, forgot the colours - blue, yellow, white

@Rebels57, get to it!

 

[Rebels57]

Busy day so I apologize for the delay.

The PORTLAND FOG select LW TYSON FOERSTER

The PORTLAND FOG select LD VLADISLAV GAVRIKOV


Back to your @CanadianFlyer88

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

The Seattle Sockeyes organization is partial to charities that help children. We have seen, first hand, how devastating childhood illnesses can put insurmountable pressure on families. It's heartbreaking, even in successful circumstances.

The work done by a Vancouver based Primeverse children's hospital has inspired us to select the Seattle Children's Hospital as our team charity.

@BiggE, on we go!

 

[BiggE]

The Methgators are very happy to take defenseman Jett Woo because who the f*** wouldn’t want a player named Jett Woo??
Ok, go ahead Ric...

@DancingPanther, it’s all you baybay!

 

[DancingPanther]

ah christ

 

[BernieParent]

ah christ

You called my franchise legend?

 

[DancingPanther]

[x] good passer
[x] good skater
[x] palpable pulse

We'll go with Rasmus Sandin for our first Dman

f*** hold on

 

[DancingPanther]

@pit is it

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

[x] good passer
[x] good skater
[x] palpable pulse

We'll go with Rasmus Sandin for our first Dman

I think @Striiker is going to have a word with you.

Smoke another bowl and try again.

 

[Striiker]

[x] good passer
[x] good skater
[x] palpable pulse

We'll go with Rasmus Sandin for our first Dman

f*** hold on

Sorry homie

 

[DancingPanther]

Dudes, I'm working on it, what do you think the hold on was for lol

I was searching in the forward section sheet on the doc. Not gonna work out there is it

 

[DancingPanther]

Plenty of other good skaters that make a good first pass with a palpable pulse out there, so we'll just go with Brady Skjei instead

Housekeeping, put him on the 3rd pair RD (he's been playing on the right side for the Canes) and switch Merkley to the practice squad

 

[BiggE]

Plenty of other good skaters that make a good first pass with a palpable pulse out there, so we'll just go with Brady Skjei instead

That’s a stupid name so the Methgators approve

 

[DancingPanther]

That’s a stupid name so the Methgators approve

Incredibly stupid name. Absolutely

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Plenty of other good skaters that make a good first pass with a palpable pulse out there, so we'll just go with Brady Skjei instead

Housekeeping, put him on the 3rd pair RD (he's been playing on the right side for the Canes) and switch Merkley to the practice squad

What part of "we aren't doing that until after the next phase" was confusing to you? You are so high right now.

 

[DancingPanther]

What part of "we aren't doing that until after the next phase" was confusing to you? You are so high right now.

I didn't even know that was a thing. On second thought, I'll just wait for the next phase to do that.

 

[DancingPanther]

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I didn't even know that was a thing. On second thought, I'll just wait for the next phase to do that.

No, you will wait until after the next phase. The thing about knowing about it is that you have to read.

 

[DancingPanther]

No, you will wait until after the next phase. The thing about knowing about it is that you have to read.

On 3rd thought, I'll just wait until after the next phase to do that.

On 4th thought, where did you say we have to wait until next phase for lineup changes in the first place? Just re-read the first post and still don't see it.