News Article: News & Notes XXXV: You no help me now, I say f*** you Jobu, I do it myself

[Nikishin Go Boom]

i could have a pretty nice mustache and goatee(which looks dumb on me). the hair is thick, shaving sucks, and plentiful. the rest of my face is about 40 random hairs. its pretty sad.

 

[Lempo]

i could have a pretty nice mustache and goatee(which looks dumb on me). the hair is thick, shaving sucks, and plentiful. the rest of my face is about 40 random hairs. its pretty sad.

Now we need just one other guy, hats and swords to become three musketeers.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Now we need just one other guy, hats and swords to become three musketeers.

All for one and one for all

 

[Lempo]

All for one and one for all

We'd look pretty stupid with one hat and one sword between the three of us.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

We'd look pretty stupid with one hat and one sword between the three of us.

one hat, one set of uniforms, and one sword, we are the Russian WWII version of the musketeers. what could go wrong?

 

[Tryamw]

one hat, one set of uniforms, and one sword, we are the Russian WWII version of the musketeers. what could go wrong?

Starting a land war in Antarctica with a dinghy for logistics..

 

[Big Daddy Cane]

Dark facial hair + 5 o'clock shadow above the lip only = (neatly trimmed) beard 365. I look worse without one.

 

[hockeynjune]

Now we need just one other guy, hats and swords to become three musketeers.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

I have had my beard since 1970. Shave the neck and some cheek area. Kept it neatly trimmed since the 80s.

All these hipsters and noobies...

 

[Lempo]

I have had my beard since 1970. Shave the neck and some cheek area. Kept it neatly trimmed since the 80s.

All these hipsters and noobies...

Yeah. You did it before it was mainstream.

 

[To Be Determined]

one hat, one set of uniforms, and one sword...

The Ni! Muskateers

 

[Canes]

I've never let my beard grow for more than 2-3 weeks. Just gets way too itchy especially my neck. I don't know how seemingly like every other guy rocks one these days.

 

[cptjeff]

I've never let my beard grow for more than 2-3 weeks. Just gets way too itchy especially my neck. I don't know how seemingly like every other guy rocks one these days.

Clean up the neckline with a razor.

 

[hblueridgegal]

The Caniac rap.

This is awesome. Especially the lyrics re: the plays.

 

[SlavinAway]

The Caniac rap.

This is awesome. Especially the lyrics re: the plays.

I'm just going to play this on repeat all day!

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

I've never let my beard grow for more than 2-3 weeks. Just gets way too itchy especially my neck. I don't know how seemingly like every other guy rocks one these days.

Sounds like you’re giving up just before getting out of the itchy stage.

I’ve had a beard for probably the last 15 years and itchiness isn’t something that’s dealt with daily. Just a short time at the start of growing one.

 

[Identity404]

The Caniac rap.

This is awesome. Especially the lyrics re: the plays.

This dude looks just like Tim Robinson.

Tim Robinson, huge caniac

 

[tarheelhockey]

The Caniac rap.

This is awesome. Especially the lyrics re: the plays.

We needed a "huge Caniac" supercut. Nicely done.

 

[Canes]

Clean up the neckline with a razor.

I've tried and it just looks bad when it's that short. At least to me anyway.

Sounds like you’re giving up just before getting out of the itchy stage.

I’ve had a beard for probably the last 15 years and itchiness isn’t something that’s dealt with daily. Just a short time at the start of growing one.

Yeah everyone says I should give it more time but I just don't really care to grow one I guess.

 

[Cardiac Jerks]

I've tried and it just looks bad when it's that short. At least to me anyway.


Yeah everyone says I should give it more time but I just don't really care to grow one I guess.

Could always buy one. Ones made out of human hair are pretty reasonably priced but you can always get one made out of yak hair to save a few bucks.

 

[tarheelhockey]

Could always buy one. Ones made out of human hair are pretty reasonably priced but you can always get one made out of yak hair to save a few bucks.

Damn, this guy was a #1 pick and now he's selling his hair?

 

[To Be Determined]

Could always buy one. Ones made out of human hair are pretty reasonably priced but you can always get one made out of yak hair to save a few bucks.

if you put on this beard and sneeze, you'll find the plans for the macchina magnifica.

Hi Animatronio! Bye Animatronio!

 

[TheOllieC]

Big Count von Count vibes from this video but definitely think he could still dominate the shootout.

 

[hblueridgegal]

 

[spockBokk]

paraphrasing on Hamilton (around 35mins in):

“We hope we’ll have one last shot to re-sign him…”

“He may end up looking what other teams have interest…”

He gone.

Hello Tyson Barrie, Ristolainen or Dumba…