Chapin Landvogt
Registered User
Wyshynski at it again . . . 28th in the NHL in WATCHABILITY . . . I guess he never got over my spanking him on Yahoo about the 1980 US Olympic team . . . I must apologize to all of us here since he's been having that time of month ever since when writing about the team
New York Islanders
Star power: 6
Secondary plot lines: 5
Controversy quotient: 7
Fun factor: 1
Aesthetics: 7
Overall watchability rating: 26
Look, Islanders fans, we've heard it all before. Coach Barry Trotz's chosen style of play is fun for you, because it's a winning style, and forget the haters and blah blah blah. But this team played anti-hockey in the playoffs. They're the NyQuil of NHL teams, stylistically. If you're searching for reasons to watch the Islanders, they are: Mathew Barzal's wizardry, the intrigue of rookie goalie Ilya Sorokin and the occasional fireworks from their wrecking ball of a checking line. They earn a slight iconoclastic bonus on aesthetics, because the team's Reverse Retro jersey is ... basically just their regular jersey.
Boy, he sure describes this as if they were ranked much higher than 26th.
But if anyone wants to talk about an watchability factor, they'd recognize that there are only a dozen players in the league who can bring the "Wow" effect that Barzal is capable of.