Confirmed with Link: Lightning hire play-by-play announcer Dave Randorf

LightningStrikes

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Really dumb. The goal calls are pretty much what you watch/listen to a game for. They are the indelible memories that last years after the game.

I don't want that memory sullied by his voice cracking at 3 octaves higher and 130 decibels louder than any voice has reason to be at.

Like - orgasms are like 1% of sex for most of us. But if every time I orgasmed my wife decided to spit in my eye, despite competent performance the other 99% of the time, my memories would be dominated by one thing.
I just spit on my phone. I will forever associate you with spit now.
 

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