well, you are just a pair of debilitated legs. I think the fact you can use the interwebs at all is pretty damn amazing.
I was banned from letsgowings.com in 2015 after being a regular for many years.
After reevaluating my life, much soul searching, and growing as a human, I was allowed to make my illustrious return in 2017. And I stole my new name from this stanza of an eminem song:
It's a, sick world we live in these days
"Slim for Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs!"
Geez, you guys are so sensitive
"Slim it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it"
Unironically, the song is titled:
I'm Back
Along with Eminem's connection to Detroit and the copious amount of times he brings up Christopher Reeve in his music, I thought some of my fellow smooth-brained colleagues may have been able to piece together this connection and recognizes my outstandingly clever wit... but alas they never did.
Also I like the shock value of the name lol
I only tell you this now bc I've never had the opportunity to explain my name before, and also for the benefit of my dingus friends who are reading this.
PS can't thank the modding staff enough for allowing us to take up space on this board while our site is down. When the Red Wings return the playoffs we should have a friendly photoshop/meme war among the boards.