OT: Jets Lounge: No one knows whats going on

[rahzar]

Had our hockey draft last night. Got murdered in faceoff wins last year, so I think I improved in that department this year.

C Steven Stamkos
C Patrice Bergeron
C David Desharnais
C Cody Eakin
C Mike Fisher
LW Ondrej Palat
LW Chris Kunitz
LW Mike Cammalleri
LW Alex Killorn
LW Colin Wilson
RW Jeff Carter
RW Radim Vrbata
RW Troy Brouwer
D Alex Pietrangelo
D Brent Burns
D Niklas Kronwall
D Hampus Lindholm
D Travis Hamonic
G Jaroslav Halak
G Braden Holtby
G Kari Lehtonen

 

[CorgisPer60]

Well, I think I ate something that doesn't agree with me or something. I've had cramps and diarrhea all night. I work nights and am on my weekend, so this isn't a bad thing, but if I worked days, I'd be calling in about now.

 

[Derfel*]

Well, I think I ate something that doesn't agree with me or something. I've had cramps and diarrhea all night. I work nights and am on my weekend, so this isn't a bad thing, but if I worked days, I'd be calling in about now.

Keep hydrated!

 

[sully1410]

Well, I think I ate something that doesn't agree with me or something. I've had cramps and diarrhea all night. I work nights and am on my weekend, so this isn't a bad thing, but if I worked days, I'd be calling in about now.

Try Kaeperocate I think it's called. I had the same thing last night, and I took that...I was made in the shade.

 

[CorgisPer60]

I really wish I had a bidet.

 

[LadyJet26]

Well, I think I ate something that doesn't agree with me or something. I've had cramps and diarrhea all night. I work nights and am on my weekend, so this isn't a bad thing, but if I worked days, I'd be calling in about now.

Lots of fluids. Eat fibre (helps both ways) and kaeopectate

 

[Romang67]

We talkin' about poop?

 

[sully1410]

Lots of fluids. Eat fibre (helps both ways) and kaeopectate

That's the one.

And yogurt too. Replace the good bacteria that you lost.

 

[CorgisPer60]

don't have yogurt, and I'm not sure how well my body will react to a milk product, as I believe this to be from the chicken I had last night. I do have bananas.

 

[sully1410]

don't have yogurt, and I'm not sure how well my body will react to a milk product, as I believe this to be from the chicken I had last night. I do have bananas.

Kaepocate. Clear that **** right up, no pun intended.

 

[LadyJet26]

don't have yogurt, and I'm not sure how well my body will react to a milk product, as I believe this to be from the chicken I had last night. I do have bananas.

Bananas will bind you up.

 

[CorgisPer60]

Bind me up, as in stop the overwhelming flow of diarrhea? That's what I'm looking for.

 

[LadyJet26]

Bind me up, as in stop the overwhelming flow of diarrhea? That's what I'm looking for.

Anything with fibre will help. Fibre isnt just for helping poop come out. Helps regulate

 

[Shakey Rustie]

I always find a shot of tequila clears up my upset stomach.

 

[chaos4]

Acidophilus is your friend.

 

[flyingkiwi]

don't have yogurt, and I'm not sure how well my body will react to a milk product, as I believe this to be from the chicken I had last night. I do have bananas.

Yeah go easy on the dairy. I had nearly recovered from my NYC food poisoning when I got a bit ahead of myself and had cereal and yoghurt for breakfast. Sent me right back to the bathroom for a good day or two.

I found rice crackers to be pretty easy to stomach, and Gator/Powerade is good for recovering all the electrolytes you've just **** out.

 

[Holden Caulfield]

Down .48 points in my fantasy football with Ebron and Hauschka left v nobody on other team. Of course Ebron gets hurt and Russell fumbles the ball in FG range. Sigh.

 

[Blue Shakehead]

Fantasy Team:

Drouin-Giroux-Voracek
Ladd-Little-Wheeler

Trouba-Byfuglien
Wideman-Myers

Rask
Anderson

(Scheifele, Okposo, Galchenyuk, Talbot on the bench)

 

[Derfel*]

This is the first season in 2 decades where I haven't been involved in a pool, fantasy league or other "game" for hockey.

I'm sort of looking forward to it.

 

[HannuJ]

As a pharmacist I am LOLing at all the suggestions. Hope you didn't abide by most of these and that your poots have resolved

 

[Blue Shakehead]

This is the first season in 2 decades where I haven't been involved in a pool, fantasy league or other "game" for hockey.

I'm sort of looking forward to it.

I tried to avoid the soullessness that comes from cheering on other team's players by drafting mostly Jets.

 

[sully1410]

As a pharmacist I am LOLing at all the suggestions. Hope you didn't abide by most of these and that your poots have resolved

My sister is a nurse and she suggested yogurt for the *****. It replaces the bacteria you lost, because there is such a thing as a good bacteria. And Kaepocate or whatever the **** it is works like a charm...in fact most of the suggestions that have been given are in fact doctor recommended, like fibre and bananas.

Not doubting your knowledge, but also not sure which ones you are talking about.

 

[sully1410]

Down .48 points in my fantasy football with Ebron and Hauschka left v nobody on other team. Of course Ebron gets hurt and Russell fumbles the ball in FG range. Sigh.

I was gonna say...what difference does it make? Your almost fifty points back...then I saw the decimal.

 

[allan5oh]

Well, I think I ate something that doesn't agree with me or something. I've had cramps and diarrhea all night. I work nights and am on my weekend, so this isn't a bad thing, but if I worked days, I'd be calling in about now.

I had that so bad I ended up in a meatwagon to the hospital. Food poisoning. Needed quite a bit of IV fluid to get back to normal.

Watch for serious signs of dehydration. Recurring cramps, seeing spots, becoming delusional, stuff like that. If it happens get to a hospital ASAP. You would be surprised how quickly your body can start shutting down from this, the damage you can do.

They'll have a shot that stops the cramping/throwing up in its tracks. The problem is it can be a downward spiral. Throwing up uses energy and causes dehydration, which causes cramping, which causes more dehydration, etc..

Stick to fluids until you can keep stuff down. Electrolytes are good.

 

[allan5oh]

Just to be clear, is it only coming out of one end?