Jeff Petry's Eyes

[BigDaddyLurch]

One of the near ice mics kept picking up him saying...

Sarah Conner... Sarah Conner.... Sarah Conner...

...Chandler Stephenson...Chandler Stephenson...Chandler Stephenson...

 

[ChanceVegas]

...Chandler Stephenson...Chandler Stephenson...Chandler Stephenson...

Never even saw that plot twist coming...

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

Never even saw that plot twist coming...

...yeah, you'd figure a Petry-nator would at least be here for Stone or Ghostioretty...

 

[chauron]

Looks like he got some anime eye contacts

 

[ChanceVegas]

"Jeff Petry Eyes" seems like it should be a late 70's/early 80's one hit wonder pop song.

 

[LesCanadiens]

I've had one from breaking a blood vessel deadlifting, but not this bad. And how do you get them in both eyes at the same time?
They're usually from exertion but he's been out with dislocated fingers so I can't imagine he was hitting the weights hard if at all

I think there's a video of former Commonwealth Powerlifting champ, WWF bomb, and Vancouverite Tom Magee blowing out his eyes in competition. I trained in the same gym he did during his prime.

 

[KevinFinnerty]

That’s not Jeff Petry, that’s an empty vessel for the soul eating V-ril lizard in his brain. Demonic possessed.

 

[Maffew]

Kyle follows Dr. Brian Sutterer is what I'm getting from this.

 

[solidaritypucks]

advantage: cyborg petry

 

[Sol]

This thread is amazing. Thank you guys.

 

[UseYourHedman]

 

[majormajor]

An eye bleed is not that uncommon, and not as big of a deal as it looks. But how did he get two of them at once?

 

[Maffew]

An eye bleed is not that uncommon, and not as big of a deal as it looks. But how did he get two of them at once?

 

[Hullois]

these eyes

du-du du-du-du

cry every night

for you

Man I laughed so hard at this I woke up my girlfriend and now she's mad cuz it's three in the morning how dare you

 

[Space Coyote]

Obviously a shape-shifter reptilian.

 

[Vukotal Recall]

 

[Garbageyuk]

these eyes

du-du du-du-du

bleed every night

for you

Fixed it

 

[Archijerej]

Jeff just wanted to show Vegas they are not going to win this series, so he has risen from the dead.

Normal stuff in Montreal. How do you think we've won 24 cups?

 

[simon IC]

Kyle follows Dr. Brian Sutterer is what I'm getting from this.

HEY! Don't dis the Sutter, lol!

 

[HabsDood]

Jeff just wanted to show Vegas they are not going to win this series, so he has risen from the dead.

Normal stuff in Montreal. How do you think we've won 24 cups?

 

[Hockey4Life91]

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Perfection.

 

[Tuggy]

Obviously the Habs made a deal with the devil to be where they are.

Petry is Lucifer himself.

 

[SenzZen]

 

[Dicky113]

 

[FrankMTL]

He's clearly turning into a werewolf.....Hasn't anybody seen the Teen Wolf movies?