Jeff Petry's Eyes

[Bread and Circuses]

Dude...the f*** kind of shits are you taking?!

If this happens to your eyes after taking a dump, for the love of all that is good and holy, consult a physician IMMEDIATELY

Hey I never said it happened to me, maybe Petry just needs some Metamucil.

 

[zizbuka]

Devil went down to Vegas
He was looking for a soul to steal
......

 

[Crease]

Reaction to painkillers?

 

[metalan2]

Cortisone side effect?

 

[Karma Police]

Reaction to painkillers?

actually Ibuprofen reduce side effects of Conjunctivitis ..

I doubt he used Ibuprofen for this game but it's not a regular side effect from painkillers

 

[Canadienna]

Lol thanks Friedman.

That literally just means bloody eyes. It doesn't explain why.

 

[robes1]

Zombie Petry is the hero we deserve

 

[koivu2k1]

This guy fixed him

 

[Non Player Canadiens]

these eyes

du-du du-du-du

cry every night

for you

 

[AchtzehnBaby]

I heard he is trying out to be the new guitarist for Limp Bizkit

 

[Lolonegoal]

Looks way worse than it is, it can happen from a sneeze, puking, a mean deuce, it's typically harmless.

I've had one from breaking a blood vessel deadlifting, but not this bad. And how do you get them in both eyes at the same time?
They're usually from exertion but he's been out with dislocated fingers so I can't imagine he was hitting the weights hard if at all

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

...Zombie Petry wants a part in the Army of the Dead sequel in Vegas...

 

[Kimota]

King in the North Jon Snow asked the Red Woman to bring Petry back from the injury list. He's a Red Walker.

 

[stl76]

 

[Captain97]

King in the North Jon Snow asked the Red Woman to bring Petry back from the injury list. He's a Red Walker.

Lmao

 

[ChanceVegas]

Did he steal Chandler Stephenson's soul too? Is that considered an UBI?

 

[Jigger77]

Yep. That's weird.

 

[PuckNorris]

 

[BigDaddyLurch]

Did he steal Chandler Stephenson's soul too? Is that considered an UBI?

 

[ChanceVegas]

Soul abduction confirmed.

 

[Dondini]

I didn’t see, what happened?

 

[ChanceVegas]

I didn’t see what happened?

Neither did Petry.

 

[viper0220]

 

[Jigger77]

Neither did Petry.

I'm not sure Petry knew where he was tonight. In fact I'm not sure that was Jeff Petry.

 

[ChanceVegas]

I'm not sure Petry knew where he was tonight. In fact I'm not sure that was Jeff Petry.

One of the near ice mics kept picking up him saying...

"Sarah Conner... Sarah Conner.... Sarah Conner..."