Jeff Petry's Eyes

[stl76]

Good for the habs to get Petry back, impressive him managing to play through the hand injury...but what the actual f*** is going on here?



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[Talonted]

Woah is this some eyeism?

 

[MikeyMike01]

He wasn’t injured, he was out getting an eye tattoo.

 

[Chardo]

Legal weed in Nevada

 

[Man Bear Pig]

That's some 28 days later eyes.

 

[Spybot]

Did he get hit in the face or is that the result of some meds they pumped him up with so he could play?

 

[TheNumber4]

Lit his own eyes up in Habs colors like the CN tower. What a gamer!

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Seriously, this is gonna bother me so f***ing much.

 

[Naslundforever]

Xanax and brought back from the dead.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

"That dude's a lightweight"
-Raffi Torres

 

[Mez]

this is terrifying...

 

[mdog]

Covid, duh

 

[Iggys Dome]

Burst blood vessels. From what? IDK.

 

[HabsWhiteKnightLOL]

I had those kind of eyes with certain painkillers.

 

[LeHab]

Woah is this some eyeism?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas mmmmk?

 

[Benedict Kovalchuk]

Petry gonna go all Cyclops on them and blast VGK with his new laser vision if the Habs lose tbh

 

[Bread and Circuses]

Looks way worse than it is, it can happen from a sneeze, puking, a mean deuce, it's typically harmless.

 

[Draft]

Eldritch Sight.

2nd level warlock invocation.

Pretty simple stuff.

 

[Blackhawkswincup]

Looks like one of the infected from 28 Days Later

 

[stl76]

Looks way worse than it is, it can happen from a sneeze, puking, a mean deuce, it's typically harmless.

Dude...the f*** kind of shits are you taking?!

If this happens to your eyes after taking a dump, for the love of all that is good and holy, consult a physician IMMEDIATELY

 

[MasterDecoy]

king of the north brought back a white walker

but i heard someone say that his blood vessels popped when they put his two fingers in their sockets, and he's been like that ever since.

 

[Filthy Dangles]

What the f***...

That's beyond blunt-to-the-face bloodshot, that's horror-movie serial killer bloodshot.

 

[La Bamba]

he looks badass now

i'd be scared if I was a vegas player. guy looks like he's possessed

 

[Drake1588]

 

[Adonis]

but i heard someone say that his blood vessels popped when they put his two fingers in their sockets, and he's been like that ever since.

lol i hope you don't think that was serious