I'm morbidly obese and weigh over 450 pounds

[John Price]

I thought you were in jail and that we were going to get a reprieve from your posting for a while?

speak for yourself "Mustafa"

 

[beowulf]

speak for yourself "Mustafa"

Mufasa finds your post offensive.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Update: My bed has cratered in the middle and my sheets have melded to my skin in some places. I am completely immobile and can't even lift my arms to eat anymore, so my wive has to feed me. Gosh knows what I weigh at this point. I hope I don't wake up tomorrow.

 

[irunthepeg]

Update: My bed has cratered in the middle and my sheets have melded to my skin in some places. I am completely immobile and can't even lift my arms to eat anymore, so my wive has to feed me. Gosh knows what I weigh at this point. I hope I don't wake up tomorrow.

James Crick and I have signed a contract and he will be training with me every day from now until summer where he will emerge a lean 250lbs with 6.9% body fat and every person will be mirin

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Update: My bed has cratered in the middle and my sheets have melded to my skin in some places. I am completely immobile and can't even lift my arms to eat anymore, so my wive has to feed me. Gosh knows what I weigh at this point. I hope I don't wake up tomorrow.

RIP James

The true Lord Of The Onion Rings

 

[John Price]

I've been a substitute English teacher for over 40 years, so I took the liberty of proofreading your post. No need to thank me; it is literally my job!

GOT EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Update: James has passed away. This is his great grandsister and he requested that I make this post in the event of his death to inform his pals at HFBoards. He loved this forum and it was often his only source of comfort. James always struggled with his weight and we are relieved that he is no longer suffering. Thank you all for your support.

 

[VickAshley]

Update: James has passed away. This is his great grandsister and he requested that I make this post in the event of his death to inform his pals at HFBoards. He loved this forum and it was often his only source of comfort. James always struggled with his weight and we are relieved that he is no longer suffering. Thank you all for your support.

Thoughts and Prayers to you and the entire Cricket family and I hope that he is finally wearing skinny jeans in heaven. Positive vibes to you and yours as well during these trying times where you feel like there is no hope or bottom to your unhappiness but there actually IS indeed hope and abundant happiness with the knowledge that his sufferings are over and that he is in a better, more beautiful, likely paradise-like place by Gosh's grace, where he can eat as much of the best foods he favors and never ever even gain a single pound of fat ever again in his afterlife.

 

[holy]

RIP. I will always remember that one night we spent together. The amount of gravy I poured into your crevices was simply unbelievable. You were the sexiest piece of ass I ever had, and I'll never stop loving you.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Update: James has passed away. This is his great grandsister and he requested that I make this post in the event of his death to inform his pals at HFBoards. He loved this forum and it was often his only source of comfort. James always struggled with his weight and we are relieved that he is no longer suffering. Thank you all for your support.

My condolences, hoping maybe you can grace us on this forum in his absence. You seem like a really cool and intelligent girl. Do you have any pictures of you (with James)? I'm gonna send you a DM maybe we can get to know each other

 

[holy]

^^This man is ruthless. Bed that fat man's sister, old boy.

 

[izzy]

gosh

 

[Finnish your Czech]

^^This man is ruthless. Bed that fat man's sister, old boy.

Idk what you're talking about

 

[irunthepeg]

Update: James has passed away. This is his great grandsister and he requested that I make this post in the event of his death to inform his pals at HFBoards. He loved this forum and it was often his only source of comfort. James always struggled with his weight and we are relieved that he is no longer suffering. Thank you all for your support.

Holy SHIT what!!! NO!!! James was my favourite HF poster. Gone too soon. I'd give anything to see him post just one more time... Rest easy, old pal.

 

[HisIceness]

Gosh bless

 

[RayP]

Well @mods you can go ahead and lock this account up.

Good riddance.

Rest In Piss.

 

[Bones Malone]

Update: James has passed away. This is his great grandsister and he requested that I make this post in the event of his death to inform his pals at HFBoards. He loved this forum and it was often his only source of comfort. James always struggled with his weight and we are relieved that he is no longer suffering. Thank you all for your support.

Thoughts on anilingus?

 

[RayP]

Thoughts on anilingus?

He’s dead so the only thing he knows about that now is the worms crawling up his butthole.

 

[Hammettf2b]

He’s dead so the only thing he knows about that now is the worms crawling up his butthole.

He was asking his sister you moran

 

[RayP]

He was asking his sister you moran

Stupid man makes stupid post.

More at 11.

 

[John Price]

Rip

 

[Guerzy]

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[ucanthanzalthetruth]

Update: James has passed away. This is his great grandsister and he requested that I make this post in the event of his death to inform his pals at HFBoards. He loved this forum and it was often his only source of comfort. James always struggled with his weight and we are relieved that he is no longer suffering. Thank you all for your support.

 

[HisIceness]

Rascal Flatts, please perform for us a song about our dearly beloved and departed @Jiminy Cricket



Thank you Rascal Flatts. Gosh bless

 

[crowi]

Such a sad day for HF. We lost such an important user.