Hockey lingo you want to bring to the fore

[Moorpheus*]

Manmore master race
Chads gonna chad
Terrible goal, just lay down and rot
What a goal! So much youthful glow!

Negged (srs)

 

[Filthy Dangles]

Negged (srs)

And....BB Miscers spotted. ayyy lmao

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Snipe City-when you and your boys light up the opposing tendy

Sauceeey/Dat Special Sauce-when you throw that ill sauce and land it on your buddys tape through bodies and sticks

Tomato Paste-when a scrub/stonehander tries to sauce but throws a knuckler/bouncer

Tripod-A scrub/bender that needs his stick on the ice with his full weight leaning on it just to keep balance

Dirty Dangles-you know the guy with hands like Patty Kane

Backhand Towey-When you cross someone up real good with that backhand toe drag, usually after a fake shot

Bar Mexico-Crossbar down

Clappah/Clapbomb-That slapshot that's an absolute ripper

 

[Moorpheus*]

And....BB Miscers spotted. ayyy lmao

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Snipe City-when you and your boys light up the opposing tendy

Sauceeey/Dat Special Sauce-when you throw that ill sauce and land it on your buddys tape through bodies and sticks

Tomato Paste-when a scrub/stonehander tries to sauce but throws a knuckler/bouncer

Tripod-A scrub/bender that needs his stick on the ice with his full weight leaning on it just to keep balance

Dirty Dangles-you know the guy with hands like Patty Kane

Backhand Towey-When you cross someone up real good with that backhand toe drag, usually after a fake shot

Bar Mexico-Crossbar down

Clappah/Clapbomb-That slapshot that's an absolute ripper

So many aware pha---er better not

 

[Mad Brills*]

Going full nonis.

You never go full nonis.

 

[Greeneye]

Bar south

 

[RangerBlues]

Top shelf where momma hides the cookies.

 

[AgeOfBennett]

This thread is amazing.

 

[Dipsy Doodle]

I forgot the best one:

The Hardy Astrom Special!

 

[Semantics]

"Flappywhacker" = slap shot
"Cello" = a low celly, e.g. on your knees
"Sriracha" = a spicy sauce, usually results in a goal
"Glutened" = hip check by a player known for his massive glutes like Crosby or Jagr

 

[Steazy Doo]

Around the netter is about to come FULL FORCE into the hockey community.

 

[Semantics]

Around the netter is about to come FULL FORCE into the hockey community.

Preach.

 

[Steazy Doo]

"Around the netter" for sure.

Brendan Shanahan says it

 

[untouchable21]

Twisting & turning

Tees it up

Lowers the BOOM

 

[Steazy Doo]

Twisting & turning

Tees it up

Lowers the BOOM

Around the NETTER

 

[SenzZen]

Yeah I'm not a fan of using sin bin in hockey. It's from rugby originally...it definitely fits rugby quite a bit better.

Sacrilege.

Biscuit?

When I played I could never hear the crowd, except when my Dad yelled "SHOOT THE BISCUIT!" Usually good advice.

"Put the biscuit in the basket."

It's the name of the game.

 

[kule41]

Brendan Shanahan says it

I haven't heard him say it yet but i'm almost certain he does...

 

[_Del_]

Fisticuffs
Old-fashioned donnybrook

 

[jimmythescot]

I have never heard any of these terms.

Muffin is a weak shot
Apple is an assist

But I first started hearing Pizza around the same time the Canucks picked up Lukas Sbisa. So I figured it was just making fun of his name/trademark giveaways.

 

[Elvs]

"Rocked in hell, like a baby"

I hear this in NHL 16 all the time, but I'm sure they are really saying something else. I wonder what Doc is actually saying and what he means.

 

[Rayban*]

hockey has the lamest lingo tbh. Spin-o-ramma!!

 

[KarlssonsGroin]

Manmore master race
Chads gonna chad
Terrible goal, just lay down and rot
What a goal! So much youthful glow!

aware

Stop Meepin- when you go on a 5 minute rant about the bruins that nobody listens to or reads after the first sentence or two

 

[Lame Lambert]

Ferda

 

[Bougieman]

eating crow
in the weeds

 

[HandshakeLine]

This thread needs more Bob Erreyisms.

 

[PlamsUnlimited]

Donnybrook is the GOAT