Hockey lingo you want to bring to the fore

[MiscBrah]

Silk mitts (deke)
Cashmere fingertips (deke)
Plugger
Dingers (cross bar or post)

 

[Our Lady Peace]

Going top titty (top shelf)
Bar dizzle (bar down)
Fish bowl (full clear face shield)
Cheese grater (full face cage)
Rock pile (big, useless player)
Clap bomb (slap shot)

 

[PensPlz]

Everything Mike Lang says

 

[BondraTime]

Silk mitts (deke)
Cashmere fingertips (deke)
Plugger
Dingers (cross bar or post)

A dinger has always been a fat lip of chew wherever I've played

 

[Dead Thing Fan]

There are no walls(let alone half walls)in hockey, There are only boards.

 

[Daximus]

To be a beauty you must have sick flow and be top cheese at wheelin' the pucks.

 

[CaptBrannigan]

Can "celly" just like...stop?

YES!

A lot of hockey lingo just sounds so dumb, so infantile. Celly, tendy, chesty, sounds like baby talk. There's so many creative things that are in the hockey lingo dictionary, talking like a toddler isn't one of them.

 

[SmellOfVictory]

Jabroni

 

[DearDiary]

manlets, when will they learn?

wth did you just say to me? I'll have you know I graduated at the best hockey school at the top of my class in headshots. I've elbowed players in the head for less than what you've said. Countless men and woman have been put in stretchers because of me. Come and meet me at the ice rink tommorow if you're a man, I'll show you I'm no manlet.

 

[DyerMaker66*]

Blocker save. Doc Emerick says it and people hate him and in turn the word for some reason.

Because he's terrible and also the only person I've ever heard say it.

 

[DyerMaker66*]

Jabroni

Give this man the $10, 000.

 

[Igor Shestyorkin]

Can "celly" just like...stop?

Seconded.

 

[Zobitembois]

Cowboy beast mode

 

[JESSEWENEEDTOCOOK]

"you wanna talk about"

 

[pedis]

watch letterkenny\ you'll thank me later

 

[The Stig]

"Sin bin" = Penalty box
"Take'r for a rip" = No one on you, take the puck and go.
"Your mother is a lumberjack" = Want to fight?

 

[Redline]

Donnybrook

 

[Pointteen]

watch letterkenny\ you'll thank me later

Can confirm.

 

[Not So Mighty]

I like muffin and pylon. I guess I must be partial to insulting lingo.

A lot of the lingo is just really annoying though, especially 90% of Emrick's vocabulary.

Also, I hate when 'y' is added at the end of nicknames, especially when its an announcer or HF user saying it. I HATE the word 'tendy'. I HATE the term 'celly'.

 

[Rectify]

Top biscuit.

Speaking of hockey lingo, does anyone have those old Bucci videos from back in the day? They seem to be taken down everywhere I go, it would be much appreciated.

 

[DeYarmond Edison]

Manlet has to be one of the funniest words I've ever heard.

 

[JonathanK]

Grocery Stick - The guy on the bench who separates the forwards from the defence.

 

[Joufreau]

That tendy is swiss cheese

 

[LarKing]

Whenever a team has a great shift I'll say "they just corsied for like three minutes"

Please don't.

 

[Ogopogo*]

Whenever a team has a great shift I'll say "they just corsied for like three minutes"

That is about the stupidest thing in the world.