Hockey lingo you want to bring to the fore

[BoldNewLettuce]

I need some fresh hockey vocabulary.

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[I Hate Blake Coleman]

Oven mitt, paddle, waffleboarded, put some mustard on it.

All great.

 

[izzy]

waffleboarded is the worst

 

[kule41]

"Around the netter" for sure.

 

[BondraTime]

What the frig is waffleboarded?

Basically just watch Letterkenny, they have all the overused hockey lingo in it.

 

[Josepho]

all i want is for pulju to be unanimously known as the cheekster

 

[M2Beezy]

Big diffy! Lets here it!!

 

[NoQuitInNewMexico]

I called my ex a plug once

 

[Evergreen]

all i want is for pulju to be unanimously known as the cheekster

As long as people stop calling him pool party.

 

[JadedLeaf]

As long as people stop calling him pool party.

Chiarelli probably should have just called him pool party at the draft instead of "Pull-Jew-Jarvi" lol

 

[BruinLVGA]

Forearm shiver

 

[TrillMike]

"Wheeling some broads"

 

[Ezekial]

What the frig is waffleboarded?

Blocker save. Doc Emerick says it and people hate him and in turn the word for some reason.


"Twisted wrister"
Haven't heard that in a long time.

 

[DearDiary]

Manmore master race
Chads gonna chad
Terrible goal, just lay down and rot
What a goal! So much youthful glow!

 

[pierre gagnon*]

Wheel...carry the puck
Puck Bunny, you figure it out
All Swedish No Finnish..... good moves but cannot score
cement head, plug, pylon...useless player

 

[Solmors]

Manmore master race
Chads gonna chad
Terrible goal, just lay down and rot
What a goal! So much youthful glow!

Am I on HFBoards or Misc?

 

[ahabian]

Blocker save. Doc Emerick says it and people hate him and in turn the word for some reason.

Doc Emrick is the Michael Scott of hockey broadcasting.

 

[BondraTime]

Blocker save. Doc Emerick says it and people hate him and in turn the word for some reason.


"Twisted wrister"
Haven't heard that in a long time.

That is so awful. Have never heard it in ~10+ years of playing midget/junior/senior hockey

 

[Goon42]

Manmore master race
Chads gonna chad
Terrible goal, just lay down and rot
What a goal! So much youthful glow!

manlets, when will they learn?

 

[Machinehead]

Whenever a team has a great shift I'll say "they just corsied for like three minutes"

 

[AngryScotsman]

Wheel...carry the puck
Puck Bunny, you figure it out
All Swedish No Finnish..... good moves but cannot score
cement head, plug, pylon...useless player

Amazing lol

 

[allan5oh]

Are we talking announcers or actual lingo in between players. If the latter I've always loved muffin. As in a real weak shot.

 

[longchange]

I called my ex a plug once

Lmao good stuff.

 

[aufheben]

Can "celly" just like...stop?

 

[Dr Robot]

Going MacTavish.