For f***'s sakes...!! I didn't think this would be an actual thing. I just checked online to confirm -- and Kevin Lowe is now a Hall of Famer!! (I checked it's not April Fools' Day.)
What the f***???!!!
I had already given up on the Hall of Fame for the past three or four years, but now it has crapped its own bed to such an extent that it's a total embarrassment. I feel bad for legit Hall of Famers like Jarome Iginla who have to suffer the indignity of being inducted with no-name players.
Let's take a moment to consider that Kevin Lowe is now a Hall of Famer... and, for the second (third?) year in a row, Daniel Alfredsson isn't.
How is that even possible in a rational world?
The only conclusion is that the current HOF committee is either collectively smoking crack, or it is indeed a ridiculous old-boys' club where every ex-teammate, committee colleague, ex-roommate, golf buddy is going to be inducted. Perhaps next the water-boys from the Isles and Oilers' dynasties will be inducted.
I can't even express how pathetic this is. I had often joked over the past couple of years how hilarious it would be if someone like Kevin Lowe was inducted into the Hall. I said it as a joke, under the assumption that it could never happen.
Understand that I am a lifelong Oilers' fan, and Kevin Lowe was one of the first players I was aware of, recognized, and liked when I was about 7 years old. I grew up with the guy, if you will. Watched him practicing at West Edmonton Mall. I saw him adapt to the post-Gretzky Oilers, and leave town to go to New York. I listened to his live Edmonton radio farewell to Oilers' fans on the night he left the city to fly to New York in December 1992.
THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL HE WAS A HALL OF FAMER.
Here's how I would characterize his playing career:
1979-80 & 1980-81
-- Young D-man finding his way (not that young, btw -- he was already 20 when his rookie season started, unlike other young Oilers)
1981-82 to 1986-87 (six seasons)
-- This is the peak of his career, easily. In this period, he was clearly in the upper half of defensive D-men around the NHL. His defensive play was extremely basic (basically, hang around the front of the net and attempt blocking shots whenever possible), and he even contributed a bit offensively, scoring 40+ points three seasons in a row (mind you, 40 points on the Oilers then would be like 25 on a normal team). Other than the tendency to flop onto the ice too much, he made generally intelligent plays, was well positioned, and was gritty and clearly a team leader. His play might have peaked around the 1984 season and playoffs. He played for Team Canada at the '84 Canada Cup (where Glen Sather was coach). In 1986-87, he was paired with Craig Muni (a Leafs' cast-off) and they were the top plus/minus pair on the Oilers.
So, he had six above-average seasons in the NHL. None were very exceptional, but at least he was consistent and above-average.
1987-88 to 1989-90
The Oilers were slowing down as a powerhouse, and adapting to post-Coffey/Gretzky life. Lowe was still good at times, but he was starting to appear very slow (some fans called him 'Kevin Slow') as the League was clearly out-pacing him by this point (he was a poor skater). I've rarely seen a player more sluggish in skating back to pick up pucks that were shot deep. His lack of speed, occasionally arrogant attitude on ice, and thoroughly predictable defensive strategy (flop in front of shots, basically, which every D-man figured out immediately) began to appear as weaknesses on the team.
1990-91 to 1991-92
These last two years in Edmonton, he was clearly the worst defenseman on the team (well, along with Geoff Smith in '92). These last two years, the Oilers were outscored 145 to 89 when Lowe was on the ice.
NY Rangers
Of course I didn't see him play as much in this period. I'll point out that the Rangers went 16-26-7 after he arrived, and missed the playoffs (after being 1st overall the year prior). On the 1994 regular season team, of the six regular defensemen, Lowe had the worst plus/minus (he did, however, outscore Jay Wells, so there's that). For five seasons in a row, from '90 to '94, each team Lowe played on (incl. two Cup winners) were outscored when he was on the ice.
1996-98 return to Edmonton
He was clearly completely washed-up at this point, and he just played to cover for injured players.
So there you have it. Kevin Lowe had six above-average seasons as an NHL player, and he was a valued member (less so, player) on a great NHL dynasty. On three Cup-winning teams he played for ('85 Oilers, '90 Oilers, and '94 Rangers), his clubs were a net minus when he was on the ice. Now, of course, he was charged as a shut-down guy, so he wasn't going to be on for as many goals for as, say, Charlie Huddy (partnered with Coffey), but these were not low-scoring teams. They were dominant teams at offence, and he was charged with defense.
Good grief, this is awful... Hall of Fame, bye-bye. I'll certainly never pay money to enter that institution again.